Dawn | Masuoka

My apologies for the hiatus, it’s been an extremely mentally taxing new year. I should add that it’s mentally taxing in a good way.

The other week I put in my 30 day notice at work and prepping for my final day on April 15th. Add another week of packing/cleaning to that and then the final week of April we’ll be hitting the road to Texas for our new adventure.

It’s so strange, although I have my terrified moments of what’s ahead, for the most part I’m extremely confident and comfortable in my decision.

So many positives in the future and so many projects I can finally begin.

I don’t really have much else to add at this point since my break ends in two minutes and I KNOW I won’t be doing any updates tonight… my evenings are primarily spent in a vegetative state watching the latest films and tv programming that assist in furthering rotting my brain.

I hope all is well in the world of my friends and readers. Always feel free to add me on FB for the latest crazy in my world. I have pretty much given up on e-mail since everything tends to go spam and I’ve almost forgotten how to even write an e-mail these days. Yes, I’ve become even more of a social recluse if that’s even possible.

In other news… I advise against rubbing your nose, especially near your nostrils, right after you just slathered on a ton of Icy/Hot over an injury.

…In other news… Icy/Hot rubbed near your nostrils really clear out your sinuses which is good if you have a cold (I do not have a cold).

My sounds for today- GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FREAKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (okay, I feel slightly better now)

What do you do when someone taunts you about moving to Texas by placing a big Dubya doll on your desk? You put it in drag!

This wasn’t the original outfit that I wanted to ‘doll’ him up in, but with his massively big head and odd body, I had to make due.

…now to figure out revenge for the pink cowboy boot and NASCAR pics.

…COLD AIR LIKELY TO MOVE INTO THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST THIS COMING
WEEK…

A COLD LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM IS EXPECTED TO MOVE SOUTH INTO THE
PACIFIC NORTHWEST THIS COMING WEEK…BRINGING COLDER THAN NORMAL
TEMPERATURES AND THE POSSIBILITY FOR LOW ELEVATION SNOW.

SHOWERS ARE EXPECTED TO INCREASE MONDAY NIGHT THROUGH WEDNESDAY…
WITH SNOW LEVELS EXPECTED TO DROP TO NEAR THE VALLEY FLOORS
WEDNESDAY. THERE APPEARS TO BE A GOOD CHANCE FOR HEAVY SNOWFALL
IN THE MOUNTAINS DURING THE WEEK…BUT AT LOWER ELEVATIONS THE
PROSPECTS FOR SNOW ARE CONSIDERABLY MORE UNCERTAIN.

UNCERTAINTY REMAINS AS TO HOW FAST THE COLD AIR MOVES IN…AS WELL
AS WHEN AND HOW MUCH PRECIPITATION CAN BE EXPECTED. IT IS POSSIBLE
THAT THE INTERIOR VALLEY FLOORS WILL SEE A SIGNIFICANT SNOWFALL IN
THE LATTER HALF OF THE WORK WEEK. ON THE OTHER HAND…IT IS ALSO
POSSIBLE THAT LITTLE IF ANY ACCUMULATING SNOW WILL OCCUR.

Cali customer “I’m calling to pay my bill.”
Me: “Ma’am, I see you have the old product, you know you can return it and not owe… unless you wanted to upgrade it… but now would be the time to end the lease if you wanted to.”
Her: “No, I use it all the time. I want to pay.”
Me: “Ma’am, you can’t be using it, we disabled it years ago.”
Her: “Oh…”
Silly agents.

Happy President’s Day everyone. I hate all of you who don’t work today.

Heart pills and Tylenol; feeling better shall resume in no time!

Mmmm… bought a new ergo keyboard, it’s like sugary heaven for my hands!
I love this keyboard so much that I’m going to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant!