Why be in this mundane world when the surreal world in my head is so much more inviting, exciting, and not as complex?
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Dawn Interview 2001

It was September 20th, 19xx (Virgo!!) when an angel was sent forth to this Earth to spread hope and light to the masses. Unfortunately for Earth, I wanted to be born so I pushed the angel out of the way and came here in her place…

Dawn: Wow, you are more beautiful in person than my many fantasies of you that have kept me warm at night during this harsh West Coast winter.
Dawn: Why thank you Dawn. You are pretty hot yourself.
Dawn: *blushing* I just love your hair, what colour is that?
Dawn: It is a brownish burgundy. Kind of looks like yours.
Dawn: There are some people who enjoy music. Are you one of those kinds of people? If so, what kind of music do you prefer? If not, what the hell kind of freak are you?
Dawn: Do you like the back of my hand? Pretty isn’t it? Because if you like the back of my hand, continue with judging remarks so that I may make it a permanent fixture on your face.
Dawn: Sorry.
Dawn: No worries. I do enjoy a lot of music, however, I can only name a few as if allowed, I could go on forever. The Cure, Duran Duran, Christian Death, Mötley Crüe, Heart, Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Tapping the Vein, Vivaldi, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Mozart, Beethoven, Gossamer, Slaughter, Ratt, Marilyn Monroe… basically a wide mix of things excluding country. I hate country music. HATE IT!
Dawn: I agree, country music should be banned. *cringe*
Dawn: *cringe*
Dawn: If you could have sex with any celebrity, which would you choose to have relations with if they are willing?
Dawn: Hm, that is a difficult one. You have to take into account of height, attitude, etc. I like Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Antonio Banderas, Johnny Bravo, James Marsters, and Jude Law. So, do you think he likes me, Jude? I mean, you know something right? Otherwise you wouldn’t have asked.
Dawn: Actually I was just curious. No offense, but I don’t think you are his type, for one thing he is married. However, I will ask him if I ever run into him.
Dawn: Great! Thanks. I have some weird fantasy of dressing like him, acting like him, sounding like him, and taking over his identity. Odd, I don’t know where that came from.
Dawn: Should I be scared?
Dawn: Yes. Yes you should.
Dawn: Are you currently dating anyone?
Dawn: No.
Dawn: So is there anyone you have your eye on?
Dawn: I am eyeing you right now, why are you going through my purse?
Dawn: Oh sorry, I thought it was mine.
Dawn: Just don’t let it happen again. I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Dawn: Oh, oh! I know, favorite mainstream movies… what are they?
Dawn: How utterly original. Interview with a Vampire, Pulp Fiction, The Fight Club, Brave Heart, The Crow, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Rebel Without a Cause, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Funny Face, Pillow Talk, Thelma and Louise, My Fair Lady, The Matrix, Silence of the Lambs, again, I could go on forever. I enjoy a wide range of movies. Except country. I hate country!
Dawn: I think we got that by now…
Dawn: I just have to stress my dislike.
Dawn: I think the lady doth protest too much.
Dawn: What does that mean?
Dawn: I’m just sayin’…
Dawn: Well in order to end this interview I will just sum it up. My favorite colours are clear, silver, antique gold, black, blue(s), grey(s), white, and I am sure there are others that I am over looking. My favorite foods… vary. I am 5′8 or 9… for some strange reason it has been different each time I check.
Dawn: That isn’t uncommon. Just say you are 5′8½.
Dawn: Okay, but I prefer to be called Dawn.
Dawn: Anything else you wish to share with people?
Dawn: Uh huh, a cherry cheesecake, but I don’t have enough

Don’t forget to sign up for Dawn e-mail. You know want to. You’ll thank me. Your computer will thank me. I’ll thank you *wink*

Now I know you all want to know what my favorite things are. I want to know what my favorite things are also.

Actor: James Marsters, Johnny Depp, Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Kurt Russell, Brad Pitt->list can go on.

Actress: Angelina Joli, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Winona Ryder, Jennifer Anniston, -> list can go on

Colours: Clear, pinks, blues, black, deep purples/reds, antique gold, silver, platinum, and sometimes hunter/forest green.

Foods: American, Italian, Peaches (it is also my favorite scent)

Past-time: Seducing myself. I can be such a tease!

New addition: Bullet, a 1995 Mercury Mystique. She’s a Coral Mist colour and you can’t beat the name!

Things I dislike in real people are: Liars, conformists, sluts, players, morons, religious fanatics, boring people, hyper people (depending on if I have a headache or not), people who like playing the victim, narcissistic jerks who aren’t me!

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