…but I can’t help but wonder.
Man who trolls the supermarket to smell peoples bums as they reach for merchandise. Deviant is on the loose, but there is store footage of the guy (I was able to retrieve the code although I’ve yet to view)
Watch Now Category
I don’t even want to know
Tags: bum sniffing weirdo
Commercial perfection.
Better than todays favorite commercial PS3 Grandson
WARNING: You may want to turn down the volume just a smidge.
Current Mood:
Amused
Oh South Park- how I heart you all over the place!
I have just finished watching the episode “The F Word” and I am still laughing! South Park has finally won me completely over. The show can now end.
One of the biggest gripes I have about living on my street is the Harley Shop on the corner. The Harley shop that holds biker events that cause these annoying asses to roar LOUDLY up and down the street all hours of the day and night, rattling my wall, rattling my brain and rattling my nerves.
DEATH TO THEM ALL! I have fantasies of stretching piano wire across the street and then watching them slide headless into the pavement. It makes me all tingly just thinking about it!
Tonight when I watched “The F Word” on South Park, I wonder if Matt and Trey are neighbors (although I’m quite certain they’d live in a more upscale neighborhood… but you never know)
The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
The episode won’t be available online until December 5th, but you should be able to see it on Comedy Central 13:12 (I don’t see it On Demand yet). It was actually a flawless episode that didn’t have me rolling my eyes or cringing. In fact, I kept shouting “Oh MY god!! EXACTLY!!” It was therapy in a show.
Other than the feces incident, they did a beautiful job giving ‘Fag’ a new definition and reassigning it. Thank you Matt and Trey. Thank you!
So remember kiddies… any time you see a Harley rider, make sure you…
Tags: Harley Haters, South Park, The F Word
The Orphan
I found this synopsis on IMDB and decided to post because I’m on a rushed break (after I took out the zillion inappropriately placed commas).
Kate (Vera Farmiga) and John Coleman (Peter Sarsgaard) are experiencing strains in their marriage after Kate’s third child – “Jessica” – was stillborn. The loss is particularly hard on Kate who is still recovering from a drinking habit that cost her her job. As a coping mechanism she has scattered Jessica’s ashes in their garden around a white rose bush with a plaque to remember her by.They adopt Esther (Isabelle Fuhrman), a 9-year-old Russian girl they had met from the local orphanage. While Kate and John’s deaf-mute daughter Max (Aryana Engineer) embraces Esther almost immediately their son Daniel (Jimmy Bennett) is less welcoming.
If you want a creepy film then this one will suit you just fine and perhaps a revisit to the movie after it’s viewed.
Due to the title of the film you should already know that something just isn’t right with the orphan girl. It should be no surprise when she becomes a little ‘off’. Even if you know the A-typical story line and can guess what happens at the end (formula and story told time and time again), it’s still a movie, in my opinion, worth watching.
Surviving Disaster
What will YOU do when disaster strikes?
Synopsis:What will you do when disaster strikes? Spike TV’s new original series Surviving Disaster, led by Navy SEAL Cade Courtley, vividly takes viewers through catastrophic scenarios and arms them with the knowledge needed to survive the unthinkable.
Unthinkable? Well, if you’re like me and you witness a tragic news story, you may ask yourself what they could have done in that situation to survive or *if* they did have a chance for survival- and the ultimate “What would I have done?”
This hour long show on SpikeTV takes you into the chilling and heart stopping worst case scenario and shows you how to live through it. For some of us, we have ‘special circumstances’ which forces me to look at how to incorporate it into the survival tactics. For example: Each disaster I’d be in, I have to accommodate my sons 300+ lb wheelchair or carrying him at 80lbs dead weight.
The episode I watched tonight was about home invasion. Chances of one happening to you- well, it’s 1 in 4. I’ve had someone break in and rob/ransack my current residence thankfully when no one was home and in the same week I had a friends wife come home to an intruder standing in the hallway (thankfully she got away). Very real, very scary.
This show, even if you never find yourself in these situations (and I’ve found myself in one or two already) help you should the situation arise. Is it safe for the whole family to watch? Well… is it safe for them NOT to watch? It’s scary, a little graphic, but viewing can save your life or the life of someone you love, like, or are indifferent to.
Granted it’s no “How I Met Your Mother” or “Eureka”, but it’s definitely worth watching, paying attention to and filing away in the back of your head.
Topics covered so far:
Hurricane
Home Invasion
Fire
Hijack
Nuclear Attack
Dooms Day
and
Shopping Day Disaster
Okay world… BRING IT ON! (I have it in my head that if you’re prepared then the bad won’t happen- although I probably just jinxed myself by writing that)
Tags: Surviving Disaster
Facebook Manners and You
Johnny Firecloud said it best…
Oh. My. God.
I’m taking this from a post I saw a little bit ago. The more I watch, the more I gasp.
I did some background checking to see what the hell this 9.12 thing was all about. When it was supposedly originally put out there, it seemed to be a good idea. A way to get the country back to pre-9/11 (if my research serves correctly). Something went wrong some where. Seriously. Oh wait… Glenn Beck was the ring leader. Never mind.
Suburban Housewife
I’m not a huge fan of profanity- or rap… but this actually blends the two perfectly.
For all da mother’s in da house!
The Born Identity
I think I accidentally blinked because I had completely missed this. The Birthers… people who are bent on proving and freaking out that Obama is not a US citizen.
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Pretty much most of our presidents in my life time have not been the greatest. They’ve been an outright embarrassment- but it’s not like you can pick your… oh wait. I guess we can. It’s call an election. Go back in time as much as you want to the perfect founding fathers who were painted as saints in most peoples minds due to the lack of media coverage and decent locks on the closets. The dreams that were written up for a completely different world for a political system that was for a much different time.
I had my initial dislike for Bush due to his inability to separate church and state and his religious agenda that at time pissed me off to no end… programs for my child being slashed left and right leaving us pretty much in a dust bowl -and I could go on and on but I won’t.
This is our country and the people had spoken. What I felt was unfair about the Bush admin is that the people had spoken, and it wasn’t for W. The second term I just didn’t care any more.
I’m sick of the haters who aren’t doing anything to help except bore me to tears with their moronic Chihuahua-esque yapping. It’s like bitching about the frigid air without being willing to put on a sweater, turn up the thermostat or see what you can do heat up the room. I’m sure that analogy sucks but it’s 10 in the morning and I have not had any coffee.
**fixing the coffee issue**
I have my coffee and it’s cooling. I always dread election time. Actually this time it’s been a little different. Rational people turning into snarling creatures freaking out about guns, abortions etc. Irrational fears. Posting garbage trying to rile people up of things that actually happened years ago in the Bush admin and blaming our 6 month president for it.
I for one feel the right to bear arms for another world and another time. I don’t mind weapons being used on animals for the purpose of food. I’m conflicted about allowing guns in city limits for protection. I get the shoot to maim if there’s an intruder… but I for one have a dagger by my bed. I lived with someone many many many years ago who insisted on keeping a gun under the mattress and it freaked me out every time I made the bed. I *hated* it.
I think a lot has to do with my early years. So many issues with guns. 1. My dad decided to join Amway and took us kids into the middle of the woods in Alaska where we were forced to shoot the hell out of our television set (unsure why because we weren’t without a tv very long) but apparently the ‘boob tube’ an evil distraction.
2. My Auntie Alice (I had a strong connection with her, she lived in Sonoma, funny and crazy older woman- My grandma Masuoka’s sister). I would spend the time during the summers with her when we’d visit the lower 48. At night we’d sit under the stars and talk about the world and life… She pointed to the North star and got all teary eyed “When I see that, I think of you up in Alaska and I miss you.” We decided that every time we saw the star, we’d say “I love you” and the other person would hear it and it wouldn’t feel so lonely out there. Shortly after my dad moved us to Washington and I got to visit her one more time- I got the news that after her brother died, there was a fight over the vineyard and she wound up getting shot and killed by her other brother, my great uncle. His son was a sherrif and had to arrest his own father…
3. As a teenager I had a gun held to my temple very briefly because I was confused about being a narc by someone who was high on cocaine.
My view on Pro-Life… I’m pro-choice. Obviously I’ve never had an abortion and I never will. I would prefer people put birth control in the water… or give a girl a birth control shot from the time she hits puberty until she leaves home (and continue educating kids on sex and STD’s). Yes, babies are a miracle blah blah blah- and then they become a bane and cyst upon society and on death row courtesy of the same people who fought to abolish abortion. AND… then they also gripe about the kids who they wanted to kill abortion doctors for- how their taxes are raising those kids because the parent won’t get a job. (yes those are extremes but subtle examples are overlooked)
Anyway- It’s tiresome.







