‘Recent’ Archives
A Simple Rule
Unless you're Geoff, I don't want your sweat all over my body.
32 Truths for Mature People
I read this on a .gif and had to locate a copy/paste version and share... because I found it to be sooo accurate I'm SO original tonight! 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. [...]
Must people put a ':P' in nearly everything they write? It makes me think they just had a stroke or have a drooling problem. Aside from the fact that it's a disrespectful gesture meant as 'In your face because what you said was stupid'- it prompts [...]
Fact vs. Truth
Is truth merely perception lacking fact or opinion lacking fact? Is truth in the eye of the beholder? Is fact based on current data and subject to change or is it concrete? Is nothing solid or concrete? Are there merely understandings of fact and [...]
I think I have a tornado phobia. On my drives to and from work, every cloud I see looks like a giant forming funnel cloud. I can't help but be in a constant state of panic, "We're all going to DIE!!" I am totally watching Twister tonight!
I need a vacation
When entering the restroom a few minutes ago, I saw the sign on the stall that informed 'Out of Order'. Automatically I started to shout and point at the stall and the surrounding stalls, "You're out of order, you're out of order, you're ALL out of [...]
You owe... you owe... that's why it's off to work I go. Just pay your bill and don't be shrill because you owe you truly owe you owe...
I would truly hate to humiliate myself on camera because most of my 'friends' have proven to be ridiculing assholes when it comes to the misfortunes of others.
Word of the Day…
Half wit.
