I think I have a tornado phobia. On my drives to and from work, every cloud I see looks like a giant forming funnel cloud. I can’t help but be in a constant state of panic, “We’re all going to DIE!!”

I am totally watching Twister tonight!

When entering the restroom a few minutes ago, I saw the sign on the stall that informed ‘Out of Order’. Automatically I started to shout and point at the stall and the surrounding stalls, “You’re out of order, you’re out of order, you’re ALL out of order!”

…well I did that mainly in my head. *sigh* it’s been a long week.

You owe… you owe… that’s why it’s off to work I go. Just pay your bill and don’t be shrill because you owe you truly owe you owe…

I wish I could prevent people from using words.

I would truly hate to humiliate myself on camera because most of my ‘friends’ have proven to be ridiculing assholes when it comes to the misfortunes of others.

Half wit.

Rather than logging into the clutter of updates, rants, useless information, videos that have been recycled a billion times which in turn fills my head with crap that wipes away real memories with moronic, hypnotic teasers of everyone else’s lives, I’m going to wean myself and update my myself here for awhile until I can get over the addiction.

Feel free to write random stuff in the comments assist with the withdrawal.