…COLD AIR LIKELY TO MOVE INTO THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST THIS COMING
WEEK…

A COLD LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM IS EXPECTED TO MOVE SOUTH INTO THE
PACIFIC NORTHWEST THIS COMING WEEK…BRINGING COLDER THAN NORMAL
TEMPERATURES AND THE POSSIBILITY FOR LOW ELEVATION SNOW.

SHOWERS ARE EXPECTED TO INCREASE MONDAY NIGHT THROUGH WEDNESDAY…
WITH SNOW LEVELS EXPECTED TO DROP TO NEAR THE VALLEY FLOORS
WEDNESDAY. THERE APPEARS TO BE A GOOD CHANCE FOR HEAVY SNOWFALL
IN THE MOUNTAINS DURING THE WEEK…BUT AT LOWER ELEVATIONS THE
PROSPECTS FOR SNOW ARE CONSIDERABLY MORE UNCERTAIN.

UNCERTAINTY REMAINS AS TO HOW FAST THE COLD AIR MOVES IN…AS WELL
AS WHEN AND HOW MUCH PRECIPITATION CAN BE EXPECTED. IT IS POSSIBLE
THAT THE INTERIOR VALLEY FLOORS WILL SEE A SIGNIFICANT SNOWFALL IN
THE LATTER HALF OF THE WORK WEEK. ON THE OTHER HAND…IT IS ALSO
POSSIBLE THAT LITTLE IF ANY ACCUMULATING SNOW WILL OCCUR.

Cali customer “I’m calling to pay my bill.”
Me: “Ma’am, I see you have the old product, you know you can return it and not owe… unless you wanted to upgrade it… but now would be the time to end the lease if you wanted to.”
Her: “No, I use it all the time. I want to pay.”
Me: “Ma’am, you can’t be using it, we disabled it years ago.”
Her: “Oh…”
Silly agents.

Happy President’s Day everyone. I hate all of you who don’t work today.

Heart pills and Tylenol; feeling better shall resume in no time!

Mmmm… bought a new ergo keyboard, it’s like sugary heaven for my hands!
I love this keyboard so much that I’m going to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant!

I am testing out my keyboard to see if it working correctly with what I am trying to do. A little ergo friendly I suppose… Since I don’t want to get another work station before I move to Texas- using my laptop stand for my desktop PC will have to suffice. My arm is already tired. Back to square one.

Unless you’re Geoff, I don’t want your sweat all over my body.

I read this on a .gif and had to locate a copy/paste version and share… because I found it to be sooo accurate I’m SO original tonight!

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.

15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

29. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

31. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

Must people put a ‘:P’ in nearly everything they write? It makes me think they just had a stroke or have a drooling problem. Aside from the fact that it’s a disrespectful gesture meant as ‘In your face because what you said was stupid’- it prompts urges to slap them and I dislike slapping people.

Is truth merely perception lacking fact or opinion lacking fact? Is truth in the eye of the beholder? Is fact based on current data and subject to change or is it concrete? Is nothing solid or concrete? Are there merely understandings of fact and truth? Is it all based in past and present tense? Is it truth and factual that I’m coming up with stupid questions at the end of a long work week and should perhaps place my fingers away from the keyboard? Is it merely opinion that my boyfriend is too busy at work watching and posting Youtube videos to drop me a simple “hello”?