‘Idiocracy Manifestations’ Archives
Robertson, King of the F*cktards
This guy is so amazingly moronic and it's hella scary what a large following of people he has, not to mention the fact no one has ever locked this man in an insane asylum. "True story... and so the devil said..." Anyway, this is about the latest [...]
SyFy… HUH?
Many moons ago on the radio during my drive to work I heard the rumor that the SciFi channel was changing its name to Syfy. I shuddered and cringed because it made no sense, especially since they wanted to dumb down the name to appeal to more of the [...]
Lord of the Gas
Every man is an island. In this area it's more like "Every Man has an Island." Welcome to the gas station world. Here in Oregon you are not allowed to pump your own gas. It's even gasp worthy if you don't want to wait for the attendant to finish [...]
Seriously? This is still in debate? Seriously?
I believe all people are entitled to their belief systems (how nice of me eh?). When I was getting my daily dose of Reuters, I came across an article in which I found out that the controversy between evolution vs. creationism is still up for [...]
DP: Ghic Chic Reviews 30 Days of Night
It's the holiday weekend, what other kind of film are you going to check out... if you're me? I saw "I am Legend", but being as that didn't annoy me, I'll save that review for a little bit later. In the meantime I bring you 30 Days of Night. Or [...]
DP: Ghic Chic’s Zombie Uprising Survival
When I put up the ninja bling, I became obsessed with the Zombie Survival Guide. The guide is all well and good, but what if an uprising took place before your Amazon delivery and trek down to the surplus store? Is your home currently zombie [...]
Surviving the Holidays 101
I may sound a little like Scrooge, but part of surviving the holidays is to be in denial of them. My holiday decorations were lent out a couple of years ago, never to be seen again... unless you stop by a restaurant somewhere in Salem. The Dept of [...]
R.I.P. Little Mr. Coffee. R.I.P.
For a couple of weeks it has been on life support. The little off/on button required special toggle attention that it really put forth the energy and effort to brew me a little pot o'coffee. That time has now passed... (sniff) as it has passed [...]
October Synopsis
My mind has completely been elsewhere lately and slowly it's returning back home. I'd rather not whine, but all I can say is that I appreciate a few of my friends now more than previously... and previously I had appreciated them quite a [...]
Am I the only one who thinks this is a mistake???
Today at work we had a Wellness Fair. At this wellness fair there was a booth. The booth was for sleep disorders. Remember that: Sleep. Insomnia, restless legs, etc. SLEEP.In this booth were pamphlets. These pamphlets told of symptoms, treatments [...]
