Zombie Revenge: There are way too many films about people surviving zombie uprisings. Well how about a film where zombies must survive the uprising only to be put down by the man but instead of just allowing their heads to be lopped off, they fight back and WIN? It’s not really their fault they became undead. I mean they were alive… then dead… then brought back to life (kind of) only to be put back down again. Can’t a zombie get a freaking break? Well in Revenge of the Zombies… or Zombie Revenge or Dawn of Your Demise… they put all your hard hours of Zombie Survival 101 to waste.

Jackass goes to Crystal Lake: Jackass takes on and gets taken out by Jason in the latest of the Friday the 13th films. Imagine you’re Jason who has had decades of mayhem, massacres and successful murders… but now you’re pitted against a crew of freaks and misfits who are the most masochistic sadists in this modern age. The best part of the film after the moronic stunts are pulled off by the Jackass crew? They all die!

City of Fallen Angels: A feel good movie of the year where Southern California does crumble into the ocean with no time for anyone to escape. Imagine a world with no more Hollywood tripe, no paparazi and well… just a life without S Cali is bliss.

Chocolate Depression. I don’t really know what this one will be about. I have some Buffy candy bars from 2000 which, other than being old, are not to be touched. The film would center around the life that goes on around the forbidden treats. MY life. I’m narcissistic… and I was looking at my chocolate bars, hence an idea was born.

I actually saw the most awesome of concepts today when Jonathon and I were strolling through Hollywood Video. It was SO awesome that I shrieked “AWESOME!” when I saw it and read the synopsis to the unimpressed boy. I never got to rent it “Vampire Effect” Hong Kong singing duo The Twins star in a film described as Buffy The Vampire Hunter meets Blade. With the help of a high kicking Hong Kong Ambulance driver,(Jackie Chan) two girls who just want to have fun confront the grave responsibility of safekeeping the world from vampire domination.

Asian action vampire rocking run! I can’t believe I missed this one!

I begged and pleaded with the boy… and I left with a Naruto video game rental and “Doomsday” for me to watch because I liked the tagline “Mankind comes with an expiration date” ‘Buffy the Vampire Hunter’- awwww that’s kind of cute. “My name is Buffy and I hunt the Vampire!” “Watch out demon evil baddies- I’m Buffy and I’m going to hunt you!” “Fear me, for I am the Vampire Hunter- let me get out my scope and peer upon your feeding ground for a bit whilst I set up little traps and decoys.”

I’ll watch the Vampire Effect when I can rope someone into watching it with me. It’s awesome goodness of pure campy enjoyment that needs to be shared. I don’t wanna keep it to myself.

Feel free to share your silver screen ideas.

I’m not really a big crowd kind of girl regardless of how much I want to see something, hence me still bouncing anxiously in my seat at home and going stir crazy because I have yet to see The Dark Knight.

It’s a film I’ve been drooling about for the past couple of years- since I first saw a peek of behinds the scenes “in make-up” pics back in 2006. Couple that with the soul crushing pre-mature death of a phenomenal actor who had only begun to show us his range and brought talent back to Hollywood, this movie is perhaps one that rises above the rest where “I really HAVE to see it!”

A trusted friend (my Russian Reality TV co-star) assures me this is worth the hype- that no hype is big enough, that I really will die if I don’t see it… (I’m paraphrasing of course).  In order to make sure my life isn’t ended prematurely, I’m going go to see it tomorrow morning at a stadium theater friendly time of “first thing in the morning”.

Last weekend was a pleasant surprise to view decent Marvel films and this weekend I get to see the sequel to a film that finally paid a decent tribute to DC and the darkened hero.

I CAN’T WAIT I CAN’T WAIT I CAN’T WAIT I CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: bouncey

Okay, my hiatus is on hiatus so I can write this. Yesterday I took Jonathon in the new to us car (which he loves because it’s a Malibu and his crush is from Malibu). It’s a great ride and it’s nice to drive around with music again (although it has a cassette player- which doesn’t work, but yay to the dictating radio stations who once in a while play songs I like). It was off to the theater for the first showing of The Incredible Hulk and a faint inducing price of 10 dollars for a small box of Reece’s Pieces, a soft pretzel and medium Coke Zero.

The film actually had me excited about the Hulk! For those who are aware, Jonathon is a huge Hulk fan and has watched the 2003 version every week since 2003. The boring, painful to watch film that has caused me to hit my head against the wall a myriad of times and ways every instance he’s asked for me to put it in his player. “WHY???? IT’S SOOO BORING!!”

Edward Norton breathed a new life into the character that I was never really into that Bill Bixby had me annoyed with the overly sensitive male at an early age. The computer Hulk in this film was much more impressive, did the uber cool moves of the video game that the other film lacked STEEL FISTS!!!!!!!!!! I mean dude, he rips the car apart and creates steel fists and then SMASH! The graphics were cool and less cartoonish- plus the excitement of Jonathon seeing a couple of people he had recently met- Stan Lee and Lou Forrigno “I know them!!!”

The ending prompted me to grab the boy and run to see Iron Man… which was OMG FUH-REAKISHLY awesome in every sense of the word. RDJ has always impressed with his acting abilities and this film was no exception. The writing was even more impressive… HE BUILDS HIS OWN SUIT IN A CAVE OUT OF SCRAPS and kicked massive ass (I SAID ASS) while escaping from a three month imprisonment in the Middle East. Oh you bet I took notes! Unfortunately my notes aren’t easy to read and I always wind up doodling all over them…

He transitions from pompous, player (albeit genius) to a high tech, butt kicking humanitarian… and he does it in style and oh so well.

Anyway, you can bet that we’re now off to GameStop to get the Iron Man game and I’m tickled and stoked at the upcoming film that the end of The Incredible Hulk hinted at.

Oh yes, I’ve also seen ‘Wanted’ recently… yeah, that’s all I have to say about that film (cool effects now and then)

Because of financial hardships recently, it took me awhile to get on the Summer Blockbuster Wagon, so I have some catching up to do.

Next up: Hancock and HellBoy 2 (because of Comic Con and sitting through the panel discussion of the creator/cast- I feel that I must watch it) and the highly anticipated, long awaited, homage to Heath Ledger; The Dark Knight!!!!!! Sigh, another summer of DC/Marvel loyalty of characters. Marvel definitely made up for last years crap- keep up the good work.