Playing video games my ENTIRE LIFE (starting with Pong…) has me swearing up a G-rated storm due to the fact that I began playing video games whilst visiting my Grandparents, then in the family home, I was a teen mother so I had little ones as I moved on my own and now my video game buddy is my son. Through the years my curse words have had to be unique enough to assist me through the frustrations of being stuck on a level, having a bunch of baddies ambush me and I’m low on life or just realizing the game SUCKS and not tainting the ears of the innocence around me.
Today I noticed my odd ‘vulgarities’ after I finished cleaning the floor with a ton of gun toting aliens and I looked over at my son who was staring at me wide eyed and then he started cracking up. What had him cracking up?
My foul language that spilled out with each hit, punch, kick, me jumping up and down trying to get past the barricade of extraterrestrial assassins.
Here are a few of the more colorful ones that I caught myself screaming for the love of the game.
1. Eat this you turtleneck wearing banshee bashing son of a creepy crawling egg toting thunder thigh!!! GAAAAAAAAH!
2. DIE you slimy snake sniffing jack rabbit bunder head!
3. Oooh so you think you can take me you no good lizard looking squishy cow tipping rednecking …MONSTER FACE!
You get the picture. When you’re playing an intense video and you have to ‘watch the language’, what words do you use to substitute for “DIE YOU GODDAMNED SON OF A F*CKING *S*LICKING A*SH*LE!”
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