From the excerpts I’ve read of the books- it’s laughable. The writing is cheap, cheesy, the concept and story is quite pathetic and after seeing the hype and grown women make asses of themselves to see the films and flock to the shelves- I wonder if there are subliminal messages in the text. It’s like they’re brain washed. Pod people. They scare me!!! The latest victim is my sister in law. When I saw her join the Twilight fan club (and she’s really a bright and talented woman) I pointed at the Facebook update and screamed in horror! She’s ONE OF THEM!
Seriously, the woman knows nothing about blood! Obviously the fans never did bloodletting. Blood can’t ooze out of a prick and prick isn’t considered a tiny cut.
Seriously- this is a tween series. It’s cool and normal for people who ARE NOT over 21 to obsess about- Women over 35, at that point it gets disturbing.
Yes I’ve been crotchety as of late and I’m hoping to remedy that. Less gruff and more fluff?
A whole week off! I am quite jealous. Although I don’t work a 5 day work week till next year due to do day off hording. Enjoy your week off, and you may want to rephrase “waiting for the UPS man and his awesome package”. Or maybe you don’t. Also the one pant leg up was a sign that you were holding. So if you are approached by some er “interesting” individuals … Well hope your last time goes swiftly, or has gone by swiftly. Again, enjoy the days off
OMG lol thanks about the correction.
“Waiting for the UPS guy to deliver Jonathon’s birthday present….”
and I don’t quite get “Also the one pant leg up was a sign that you were holding. So if you are approached by some er “interesting” individuals …” maybe I should go back and read that post?
45 MINUTES!!!!
Holding, as in holding illicit narcotics for sale. You would stand on the street corner with a pant leg rolled up so your customer base would be aware you had product. Have you remained strong in not letting on to J what the UPS man is bringing?
Ahhh lol I’m such a square! I guess that works in gangsta J’s favor then. I think he knows his gift is being delivered and what it is. Early on he’s learned that if he asks me a direction question it is impossible to lie.
“You got me the guitar, didn’t you??”
“No.” (stupid dimples show)
“YES!!!!”
J doesn’t know what is in the other box coming to him via UPS today
No he doesn’t! Cool
He got his other package earlier today and of course I wrapped it and let him open it since we have a long week of no school/work- his reaction was exactly what I was hoping for… and then it took 3 hours to find batteries for the amp since none of the bazillion adapters I had and painfully untangled, worked.
Stupid UPS! Since arriving in Oregon, his package has gone to Hermiston, Portland, Albany, Corvallis, Albany, Corvallis – and it says it went out for delivery from Corvallis and was scheduled for delivery today. They have the destination city listed correctly, they just don’t seem to know where that is!
LOL Yeah when I tracked J’s guitar from Texas and it bounced from city to city for a few days, at least that made sense once I saw the distance between each city- Oregon… not really…
I think that’s so great he’s getting a non-spoiled surprise. I’ve always had a problem sitting on gifts (so to speak). I think I’ll bring the package to WA and have him open it in the hotel on his birthday when he wakes up in the morning, so it’ll be a nice B-Day experience for him. Maybe… ack. I need to be told not to give it to him before hand.
It just feels like it should be a week-long celebration! 18!!!! Strong survivor young man!!!
Corvallis though? Really?
Do NOT give it to him before his birthday. There, you have been told.
Lastest UPS update – it went back to Albany and they sent it to Portland. I wonder where it will go today?
OMG that’s insane!!!!
I was telling John about the UPS problem and he said “Geez, it’s not like they are Southern.” According to their web site, it has gone out for delivery in your town!
I know it!!! I wonder if it’s “Take your Southern cousin to work week” I had absolutely no issues with them with the other delivery. Its like a completely different company.
It came it came it came!! Will make him wait…