Why oh why can’t I work in a place that sells love and puppies? Would people call in and scream at you for what they have to pay for love? …and puppies? Can you put such a price on such things? Would they be horrible people for griping about the price of love and puppies?
I watched Parking Wars to feel better about my treatment by people- but for the most part I side with the people, and other aside from people getting in my face, the conversations/yelling are pretty much the same- and I’m not towing anyone’s car or giving them a ticket. I just sit here and wait for the phone to ring.
Love and puppies. Maybe love and kittens or baby kisses. I wonder what a day of calls coming in from people wanting to renew love and baby kisses would be like. I bet the seats would be fluffy, perhaps walls around your tiny cube so you aren’t staring at other people all day long. I bet management would be a bowl of Hershey’s Hugs and Kisses out for all to enjoy… and no one would get fat. Ever. Classical music would play softly in the background and a cute little puppy would randomly come to you and lick your nose (unless you’re having a bad day).
I think I have officially lost the remaining part of my mind 
Current Mood:
Angelic
Dear Love and Puppies Support.
I demand my money back! Furthermore, I demand an official apology from your company. Let me explain.
A few months ago I purchased a Puppy from your company, Love and Puppies, with the understanding that I would have a puppy that loved me.
Nothing has gone right since then. You really should be ashamed of yourselves!
A few days after returning home with my puppy, the puppy was not acting well at all. It would sit in the corner and stare at me and not do much of anything else. I called your support line and as informed, much to my consternation, that I must in addition to the money I’ve spent on this puppy, spend more money on such things as puppy food, puppy bedding, leashes and water.
Your company is trying to bleed me dry! It was made clear to me over the course of that phone call that not purchasing these items would render my puppy dead – a situation that clearly I did not want.
After spending yet more of my hard earned money, the puppy did indeed dig in to it’s food and water with vigor. It completely ignored the leash however.
A few hours after eating and drinking, your puppy proceeded to defecate and urinate all over my home! I immediately called your support line again and on reaching a new operator was told that I must, in addition to spending more money on other puppy products, spend my own time training the puppy to defecate and urinate outside!
Can you imagine my surprise? I simply wanted a puppy to love me and now I have a ton of extra expenses and work ahead of me.
If this were the end, I may have persevered although I’d never recommend your company to anyone but it gets worse.
Now that several months have gone by, my cute little puppy has turned into a hyperactive, slobbering beast who is constantly jumping on my person and my furniture. I continue to have to bring this thing outside and it has eaten every pair of shoes I own.
I have tried yelling, tying it down, putting it in a cage and in one instance, physical punishment.
Needless to say, I am very disappointed in your so called Puppies and Love company. Not only do I no longer have a puppy but the beastly thing certainly isn’t showing me any love.
I assure you that your company will be hearing from my lawyer.
Dear Sir,
After reviewing your complaint I went through the monitoring device attached to the puppy and your previous call notes.
First of all it shows that you had fed the puppy a diet of Oreo cookies and he’s was locked in a 1.5 bath since you brought him home with the exception of the one time he escaped and did cause minor damage in your home. Please see section 5.6 of your contract, we are not liable for damages created by the puppy that stems from abuse and neglect.
I also see that you had named the puppy “Kitty” and you tried to teach it how to cock fight? Cock fights? Really? The police will be contacting you shortly.
It also shows that on the rare occasion you tried to show the puppy affection, a large amount of hard liquor was present according to the puppies element detector located in his collar. We played back the tapes and when he wouldn’t say, “I love you too buuuu-dddddy” you called him names and locked him back in the bathroom.
According to our call notes, you were also very abusive to staff when they tried to assist you and the puppy and many times we had to terminate the call.
5 months ago the humane society was called in to remove the animal from your home and since that time he has been properly cared for and leased to a new customer.
I’m not sure what slobbering ‘beast’ you have in your home presently, but it’s not one of ours.
I also see that the check from the initial lease came back as NSF. You will be receiving an NSF fee and additional bill for the past due amount and damages caused to the puppy and fees for sending the humane society out to get the puppy.
Please resolve this immediately with our billing department before it affects your credit.
Regards,
Love and Puppies.