Why be in this mundane world when the surreal world in my head is so much more inviting, exciting, and not as complex?
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Holy Halloween Batman!

I can’t believe it’s this weekend! Even though it’s been the talk of EVERYONE and I have a carvable fake pumpkin that I’ve yet to carve, blood is splattered on the windows and walls, and severed limbs hang from my shelves; it feels like a normal month.

No candy has been purchased for the trick and or treaters- Well the candy has been purchased, however it’s also been eaten, replaced and eaten again. (it’s not my fault, I’m one of the houses that buys the good stuff) I have bags of cobwebs that still need to be put up (after I take down the real ones), and I still have no idea what to dress up as.

In the past:
1. God (courtesy of Oz on BTVS- a name tag that reads, “Hi My Name is God” <-prove I’m not.
2. I went as a friend who went as me. Basically I was me but pretending I was someone else who was pretending to me. Although I had the look down (I seriously looked like myself) I think the personality was over exaggerated.
3. An obscure thought. (still dressed in every day clothes and acted like myself)
4. Someone who was content. I looked like myself, only I acted content.

This year I’m not sure what I’m going to ‘go as’. I have a Scream mask, Friday the 13th Mask, vampire teeth (two sets) and fairy wings. I’ll probably just say I’m an oxymoron (go as myself) and see if anyone ‘gets it’. If they do, then they can explain it to me.

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2 Responses to “Holy Halloween Batman!”

  1. Ben says:

    Throw on the fairy wig and the Friday the 13th mask and go as gay pride jason.

  2. Dawn Masuoka says:

    LMAO Not bad…

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