July, 2009

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Relief!

I believe the heat wave has receded!

It was a grueling few days and aside from a son who wound up telling me, “Man up and stop whining”, we survived the 108 temperatures (I’m an Alaskan girl… anything over 90 is NOT okay). My long haired cat also had mild suffering from heat exhaustion and the entire city ran out of air conditioners. All in all it made for some excitement.

On the hottest day I took Jonathon to see Transformers (basically because the biggest gripe about the film was how long it was). I’ll toss in a rating for the film: C, maybe C- I’d go lower because lip injections and fake eyelashes are beginning to become a huge pet peeve of mine, but the film got us out of the heat so I’ll maintain my rating. Films that are 1/2 CGI are sapping the excitement from the experience… or perhaps it’s just that film. I have one thing to say to film makers- REFRAIN!

The weather is going to remain in the 90′s for a bit, but at least it’s manageable.

On a lighter side of life… I had the most potentially horrifying experience in a long time last night. Most know that my washer is broken and I do my laundry in my sink. Saying that… the following is a realistic and NOT weird situation. Some how my underwear managed to slip down into the garbage disposal without my knowledge, so needless to say that when I ran the disposal it immediately got stuck. PANIC!! I imagined the scenario of calling maintenance and explaining to a stranger about my panties being stuck in the disposal as they pull them out… The more I blushed at the thought the harder I pulled and cut with scissors until SUCCESS!

I decided that I do not want to find out whether or not someone can actually die of embarassment.

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009

Sneaking to the inferno pc

I keep the patio/windows open until 10 am with the fans blowing… dark curtains on the living room window/patio door… all doors shut… it’s still hella sticky hot. Yesterday it said it was 105.5- but I’m wondering if my neighbors window box airconditioners are making the air here even hotter. ]: Today is supposed to be worse than yesterday and tomorrow even worse (they say no relief at night and seriously… the humidity grew so much that I was a sweaty mess all night and morning despite fans on me.) Might be blood sugar too but I’m not sure. I drank tons of water, had tons of fruit. I’m just a mild temperature species I guess… or the colder grey days didn’t prep me for the slap of hot. If I hear people brag about their dry heat though… GRR! Although I suppose when describing AK- I discussed the dry cold. When I had moved back up there in February, I was so used to the humidity here that although it was -5 degrees, I had to take of my coat and I walked around sleeveless until I adapted. Maybe that doesn’t make sense… lol

I blame the heat. Jonathon seems to be doing fine and the cats are melted under the furniture. I’m fine as long as I’m in the center of the room on the floor with fans on me, although I could really feel the heat coming off the fans when I walk past them.

Any suggestions from you hot climate Rambo’s? ie things to use around the house to help with this? Hot weather like this does not happen often and my grey matter has melted memories of days past. Although I always lived surrounded by trees… had AC… or I was at work in an airconditioned building- However, I don’t think it’s been this hot since I lived here.

I am turning into the worlds biggest weather wimp! I need it mild at all times! I feel like those scenes of people melting on their porches in the South or steps in NYC. Think I’d get in trouble if I busted open a fire hydrant? One of the many things about apartment life that sucks… no hoses!!!! I guess in some places it doesn’t matter because they’re not allowed to use them due to a drought or what not. Not in this area of course… stupid hose users.

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Is my mind really that weak??

I woke up about five this morning in a pool of sweat and it’s only 70 degrees… 91% humidity. Just the mere thought of the triple digits has me in dread mode. There could be a chance the weather people are wrong. I mean what if they are? What if they aren’t? It’s not like I’m out running a marathon or like I live in the high desert.

I’m debating on whether or not I should stroll with Jonathon to the other side of the freeway and go to the park by my old apartment complex. I drove to it yesterday so I could have a look at the new splash fountain they put in. TONS of shady trees and water = good. Knowing that only a few weeks ago 3 people were gunned down on a park bench because someone mistook them for gang members = not good. It did feel odd seeing the buildings… they hadn’t painted them since I moved out years ago, run down and a nice reminder of where I came from here. I carried Jonathon and his chair and up down those stairs daily + groceries- no garbage disposal/dishwasher etc. I sound so spoiled now! Maybe I’ll pass…

I’m melting already and today is supposed to be the coolest of the next 3-4 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s funny… if it were winter time I’d probably be griping about how cold this exact indoor temperature is right now.

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Sooo happy… sooo very happy…

Or is it heat? ;)

This weekend I took Jonathon to a little carnival/picnic for families who take care of children with special needs. I WISH I took more pictures, but half the time I had a hand on him at all times and was afraid to step too far away to take the shot (he was around animals).

So- the pics I have are the pics I have. The people there took TONS of photos of him for the site and newsletter- mainly because he’s the only child who’s in a wheelchair and the animals LOVED him (there were mini horses and GIANT dogs who were the same size as each other). How odd.

Hopefully I’ll get some of those pics. Jonathon said the animals loved him so much due to his man smell.

I’m SO excited! We were invited to see the miniature horses on August 22nd for a Hawaiian themed part (free! lol I like that price). There’s also special needs baseball that starts up in February and goes through June- two days a week that I can’t wait to take him to (I hate sports, but I love my boy). There’s also a special needs camp from a Christian something or other. I’m not sure how much of it he’d be able to go to due to his high needs- but any amount would be great! (I also need to check the prices, it looked expensive, but it gives me a year to figure it out…  they have them during the holidays which I’ll be working again by then and he’ll be getting his own income. It shouldn’t cost too much plus his insurance by then might assist… or a program because he’ll qualify for assistance). Regardless… he’s stoked. They had archery and said the fishing/water stuff, crafts… EVERYTHING had special wheelchair access.

There was one thing that caught me off guard at the picnic… apparently I was perhaps the only biological parent. It kind of upset me. Granted I highly doubt that it’s this way through out the community- but people automatically assumed I worked at care home because for one… as usual… I look ten years or more younger than I am and second… It was as if you were a bio parent… they look at you like you’re the last unicorn.

Jonathon had a blast though! :) He was greeted by a girl would take the swim bus with him, he got to be surrounded by animals he LOVES, he had a hot dog which apparently he was THANKFUL for because I guess the Boca burger the other night with olive oil wedged red potatoes wasn’t the junk food he yearned for… :-\ and he got a ton of little prizes for the games he played. His favorite (which is going to come in handy) is a Spider-Man head/water gun. One of the games they had was KENO, and although he didn’t win- I did… lol so I picked the only Spider-Man awesome toy I could find! AND with the triple digits coming this week (probably no internet until evening… unless I can find a way to use it without being an inferno…)

I’m SO excited! Things for the boy to do!!! :) Hopefully there will be more kids who are quadriplegic that he can relate to, and if not… as long as they accept and embrace him… I’ll be happy. I guess even if they don’t… lol who cares- he rocks.

Okay… time to step away from the heat source…

Photos: Jonathon and the Gentle Giants- and the sunflower he got me for Mother’s Day that finally bloomed (from a seed)

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Friday, July 24th, 2009

I can be B.A. Baracus! (don’t pop my bubble)

Ben from Troll in the Corner threw this link at me just a little bit ago and thankfully I didn’t duck!

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/1285176217.html

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…I’m now going to have JD from Scrubs type of fantasy about being on the A-Team and kicking some butt- starting with the Birthers…

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Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

The Born Identity

I think I accidentally blinked because I had completely missed this. The Birthers… people who are bent on proving and freaking out that Obama is not a US citizen.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
The Born Identity
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Pretty much most of our presidents in my life time have not been the greatest. They’ve been an outright embarrassment- but it’s not like you can pick your… oh wait. I guess we can. It’s call an election. Go back in time as much as you want to the perfect founding fathers who were painted as saints in most peoples minds due to the lack of media coverage and decent locks on the closets. The dreams that were written up for a completely different world for a political system that was for a much different time.

I had my initial dislike for Bush due to his inability to separate church and state and his religious agenda that at time pissed me off to no end… programs for my child being slashed left and right leaving us pretty much in a dust bowl -and I could go on and on but I won’t.

This is our country and the people had spoken. What I felt was unfair about the Bush admin is that the people had spoken, and it wasn’t for W. The second term I just didn’t care any more.

I’m sick of the haters who aren’t doing anything to help except bore me to tears with their moronic Chihuahua-esque yapping. It’s like bitching about the frigid air without being willing to put on a sweater, turn up the thermostat or see what you can do heat up the room. I’m sure that analogy sucks but it’s 10 in the morning and I have not had any coffee.

**fixing the coffee issue**

I have my coffee and it’s cooling. I always dread election time. Actually this time it’s been a little different. Rational people turning into snarling creatures freaking out about guns, abortions etc. Irrational fears. Posting garbage trying to rile people up of things that actually happened years ago in the Bush admin and blaming our 6 month president for it.

I for one feel the right to bear arms for another world and another time. I don’t mind weapons being used on animals for the purpose of food. I’m conflicted about allowing guns in city limits for protection. I get the shoot to maim if there’s an intruder… but I for one have a dagger by my bed. I lived with someone many many many years ago who insisted on keeping a gun under the mattress and it freaked me out every time I made the bed. I *hated* it.

I think a lot has to do with my early years.  So many issues with guns. 1. My dad decided to join Amway and took us kids into the middle of the woods in Alaska where we were forced to shoot the hell out of our television set (unsure why because we weren’t without a tv very long) but apparently the ‘boob tube’ an evil distraction.
2. My Auntie Alice (I had a strong connection with her, she lived in Sonoma, funny and crazy older woman- My grandma Masuoka’s sister). I would spend the time during the summers with her when we’d visit the lower 48. At night we’d sit under the stars and talk about the world and life… She pointed to the North star and got all teary eyed “When I see that, I think of you up in Alaska and I miss you.” We decided that every time we saw the star, we’d say “I love you” and the other person would hear it and it wouldn’t feel so lonely out there. Shortly after my dad moved us to Washington and I got to visit her one more time- I got the news that after her brother died, there was a fight over the vineyard and she wound up getting shot and killed by her other brother, my great uncle. His son was a sherrif and had to arrest his own father…
3. As a teenager I had a gun held to my temple very briefly because I was confused about being a narc by someone who was high on cocaine.

My view on Pro-Life… I’m pro-choice. Obviously I’ve never had an abortion and I never will. I would prefer people put birth control in the water… or give a girl a birth control shot from the time she hits puberty until she leaves home (and continue educating kids on sex and STD’s). Yes, babies are a miracle blah blah blah- and then they become a bane and cyst upon society and on death row courtesy of the same people who fought to abolish abortion. AND… then they also gripe about the kids who they wanted to kill abortion doctors for- how their taxes are raising those kids because the parent won’t get a job. (yes those are extremes but subtle examples are overlooked)

Anyway- It’s tiresome.

“We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.”  Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
 
I’m sick of living in a country that’s always divided. We need what’s best for this country as a whole. We need to do away with political parties and only have ONE. I think by nature the party that wasn’t elected just looks for the bad in the party that was elected. It’s wasted energy and instead of finding and helping with the issues at hand, people are creating more conflict by trying to look for the negative.
There is one quote I’ve always held onto by the preacher from Little House on the Prairie who quoted Abraham Lincoln, “If you look for the bad in people expecting to find it, you surely will.”
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

SyFy… HUH?

Many moons ago on the radio during my drive to work I heard the rumor that the SciFi channel was changing its name to Syfy. I shuddered and cringed because it made no sense, especially since they wanted to dumb down the name to appeal to more of the mainstream audience.

Color me confused but since when does mainstream call Science Fiction syfy? How would that become appealing? Did they never see a genre categorization? “Sy”?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? “Fy”?!?!?!?!? WHY?

Do they really think that people will surf through the channels, see ‘syfy’ and watch some scifi program and not realize it’s science fiction because of the name ‘syfy’? Or perhaps they’ll find it cool because the name is… stupid.

I’m mentioning this because I was channel surfing and I saw the channel ‘Syfy’. I felt puzzled because I had completely forgotten about the pending change and wondered what the channel was about. When I saw the show that was on, “Scariest Places on Earth” it hit me; “They really went through with it.”

I imagine a panel of plastic surgery poster children in some L.A. office who inherited something having to do with the SciFi network (or perhaps just ONE person who inherited it and had heavy influence when the rest of the crew thinks the name is a bad bad bad thing) and some how they’re doing a brainstorm and the person was having a conversation with him/herself.

“Sciiiiiiiiii… Fiiiiiiiii…. nyeh… it sounds so…. ‘brainy’. You know like science stuff. I mean don’t you think that’s kind of nerdy?”

“Science… fiction. It makes no sense. We don’t show Bill Nye the Science guy stuff. Maybe that’s why our ratings are so low- they think we’re like a classroom.”

“How about we spell it the way it sounds? But instead of Sifi because that looks dumb, we do syfy? All in favor?”

I must research this!

Okay, as I’m researching this I laughed as I saw “Imagine Greater” WTF?!?

Upon reading the explanation it backs up my theory… you see… they feel that by changing the name it can now include fantasy stuff, supernatural and paranormal. I kind of lumped all those into the SciFi genre any way.

Was the audience really that confused? Should I categorize this under Idiocracy Manifestations?

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Great Debate: Photography

I haven’t really heard the protocol on this, however, belonging to a social network I see constant photo’s being uploaded left and right and rarely are any of them flattering to anyone… and of course some people out there CANNOT take a bad picture. I am not in that last category.

I *hate* my picture taken by someone else especially posted without consent. I hate going to gatherings and having pictures being taken when I really don’t want them to. I can’t figure out the appeal of whipping out the camera, taking a zillion shots and posting them all. I don’t understand the appeal of flash photography- do people not understand that most flashes are horrible? Unless you have a detachable flash or a flash you can create so the light bounces elsewhere- DO NOT USE IT. Most people aren’t photogenic, especially head on… especially ME (imo) and regardless, I’m introverted- I’m not comfortable with photos of me – especially when I hadn’t been around a large social circle, or ANY social circle  in a very long time.

It did push me into losing 10 pounds over the past week and am now at the half way mark of my diet… I guess that’s good.

My issue is that I also hate not having control over the photo- it’s my quirky artsy nature.

So I ask my dear readers: Is it rude to ask people not to take your pictures, and if pressured- is it wrong to ask for them to keep them OFFLINE?

Is it rude to pressure people into taking a picture of them and then posting them online when they asked that you don’t?

What is the proper way to go about it in either case?

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Moon Landing, Did it Really Happen?

As you can tell I’m trying a new thing for blogging while I’ve been busy with quite a few things off/online and well… I like to read opinions other than my own.

I used to get sick of hearing about the ‘hoax’- but as we hit the 40th anniversary, I think it’s appropriate. Happy 40th! I wish I could have witnessed this great event and I could only imagine what it must have felt like to be glued to the television for something great. I felt that when I watched Obama get sworn in, and I can’t recall another moment off the top of my head (my coffee is still cooling).

My take on the moon landing- I’d like to believe it took place (obviously). Simply for the fact that it has sparked and inspired so many of us to reach outside of our exosphere for reaching and creating our dreams, showing further interest in life outside of our Planet and realizing what man is capable of doing.

Where do you stand?

The Moon Landing Hoax Conspiracy

The moon landing hoax controversy is still evident after 36 years. On July 20th, 1969 our lives changed forever. This was not due to any disastrous event that took place here on Earth, but an amazing event that took place in the heavens, when the first man walked on that wondrous thing people had gazed at and wondered about for centuries – the moon. Our world was changing at that time in leaps and bounds. It was a time of endless possibilities. Many people think of this as a moon landing hoax or the first man on the moon hoax. In spite of all the evidence to the contrary, some people still believe that the landing of a man on the moon was a trick of television.Shadows on the Moon

One of the arguments from skeptics to substantiate the moon landing hoax theory involves the shadows that illuminated from the lunar surface when the pictures that were sent back to us. They argue that if this is not a hoax, why is it that facts about the moon state there are no shadows in space. This argument about this moon landing hoax comes from believers that feel the sun is the only source of light in the universe. When you think of the moon, you must consider that the sun is not the only source of light on the moon and that the lunar surface reflects its own light which illuminates all things on the surface. Therefore there is no credence in the theory of a moon landing hoax.

The Fluttering Flag

Another part of the moon landing hoax theory deals with the American flag. The picture that was sent back showed this flag fluttering as in a wind. Some believers in the moon landing hoax feel that this was proof that this picture had been taken on earth and not the result of a moon landing. The fact that the flag flutters in the wind when there is no wind on the moon could lend some degree of credibility to the belief that this was a hoax. However, experts, in an attempt to defend the landing against the moon landing hoax theory explained that a vacuum has no friction. On the moon things don’t stop moving as quickly as they do on Earth, so when the astronauts got the flag attached to the surface and straightened, it stayed there longer than what we are accustomed to. Hence the picture was taken with the flag waving is proof that the moon landing hoax theory is incorrect.

Driving the Rover

The pictures of the astronauts driving the Rover also proved to many that this was a moon landing hoax However, the projection of the speed of a film showing the astronauts driving in the moon proves that it really did happen. There were no clouds of dust rinsing from the tires of the Rover because moon dust returns directly to the surface. Therefore it was not possible back in 1969 to have this type of controlled environment in which to display a moon landing hoax.

Sunday, July 19th, 2009

The great debate: Online Dating Sites

demo0I tried this half a decade ago. Yes… half a decade ago already and it fell flat in my book. The men were the same faces you’d see cycled for ages, looking very little like their pictures and they treated women like dishes in a buffet (I guess it’s equal with both genders). Romance is forced and gone and the whole thing was just a little too pathetic for my taste…

But tell me dear readers, where does it stand up in your book?

1. I don’t believe that you should lay it all out there  for all the world to see in the dating line. Things should be discovered through conversation and interacting.

2. If you lack the time to find a suitable mate… then perhaps you don’t have room in your life to devote time to a suitable mate.

3. People are more likely to act like inconsiderate jerks because they can just dismiss you if you if they don’t like you and replace you. (I stopped when I saw myself doing that).

4. I find it belittling. Why would you want to put yourself out there in such a vulnerable or calloused way (I didn’t see a middle ground with people).

What brings this up? I saw something written on a site where Match.com boasts their taking the online dating scene from your small screen in your bedroom (the pc) and moving it to the bigger small screen in your living room.

The ignorance in that statement and promo had me definitely realize what morons they were… My PC *is* in my living room and my desktop pc *is* hooked up to my tv… like most people. It’s as if they’ve missed the current trends where it’s KNOWN that people are moving AWAY from the television set and doing everything via their computer- hence the televisions that are set up to be used with your computer.

“Find a date now” Seriously, is it a dating or escort service; or is there a difference?

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