April, 2009

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

I’m slow. I’m so mentally freakishly slow!

In the Youtube world I am oblivious. So I watch Ryan and Sean and then see they have a film out (I had just heard of them…) and then I see Jake and Amir from CollegeHumor and I’m rolling. I’m laughing. I’m lawlling- and after I put Amir on my Twitter… I see they now have a show on MTV! What the flip???

I’ve got to get busy on my web comics and my webisodes and my paying attention to… stuff. I used to be in “the know”. I was the “in the know girl”.

Youtube has made me clueless.
Episode 1- you need to watch continuously because it’s not episodic and the first one is basically a lead in. I SAID WATCH and WATCH THEM ALL! GRRRRRR!!

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Friday, April 17th, 2009

Drinking and Weight Loss/Gain Puzzle Solved

beer-bellyI don’t typically follow something or do something blindly “Just because”-and unless I’m REALLY passionate about something and I won’t do a lot of research if the bottom line isn’t very interesting. I will glance something over and either shrug and walk away with disinterest- or I’ll become obsessed with wanting answers, finding out more etc., The first scenario was the case with diets and correlation between alcohol consumption and weight gain. There were too many conflicting studies and I lacked the time to figure out whether or not I really wanted to give up my wine drinking or occasional mixer.

Nothing I read stated *why* it caused or didn’t cause weight gain. It was more of a bottom line answer tossed out there “Well… because we said so” (maybe not quite like that). Those don’t sit well with me. My brain needs to know WHY. I read drinking wine doesn’t cause weight gain… I was gaining weight… it made no sense… so I used it as an excuse NOT to give it up- I cut back for a bit, but then yes, I became a stress drinker to unwind in the evening. Another study showed that it possibly did cause weight gain… but only because you ate food when drinking… Well duh, but I knew that wasn’t completely the case.

I opted to sit on the fence with a bottle of wine.

THEN I came across the following article on my break and EUREKA! It’s what I was looking for. I can research more later, but it validates my thoughts on why I was/am gaining weight and that my lovely wine should probably be saved for a once in a blue moon special event.

Why alcohol calories are more important than you think…

Successful weight loss is all about oxidizing (or burning), more calories than you eat. When they go on a diet, many people choose low-calorie alcoholic drinks, mainly because they contain fewer alcohol calories than their regular counterparts.

However, drinking too much has a far more damaging effect than you can predict simply by looking at the number of alcohol calories in a drink. Not only does it reduce the number of fat calories you burn, alcohol can increase your appetite and lower your testosterone levels for up to 24 hours after you finish drinking.

Alcohol calories

According to conventional wisdom, the infamous “beer belly” is caused by excess alcohol calories being stored as fat. Yet, less than five percent of the alcohol calories you drink are turned into fat. Rather, the main effect of alcohol is to reduce the amount of fat your body burns for energy.

Some evidence for this comes from research carried in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition [4]. Eight men were given two drinks of vodka and sugar-free lemonade separated by 30 minutes. Each drink contained just under 90 calories. Fat metabolism was measured before and after consumption of the drink. For several hours after drinking the vodka, whole body lipid oxidation (a measure of how much fat your body is burning) dropped by a massive 73%.

Rather than getting stored as fat, the main fate of alcohol is conversion into a substance called acetate. In fact, blood levels of acetate after drinking the vodka were 2.5 times higher than normal. And it appears this sharp rise in acetate puts the brakes on fat loss.

A car engine typically uses only one source of fuel. Your body, on the other hand, draws from a number of different energy sources, such as carbohydrate, fat, and protein. To a certain extent, the source of fuel your body uses is dictated by its availability.

In other words, your body tends to use whatever you feed it. Consequently, when acetate levels rise, your body simply burns more acetate, and less fat. In essence, acetate pushes fat to the back of the queue.

So, to summarize and review, here’s what happens to fat metabolism after the odd drink or two.

. A small portion of the alcohol is converted into fat.

. Your liver then converts most of the alcohol into acetate.

. The acetate is then released into your bloodstream, and replaces fat as a source of fuel.

The way your body responds to alcohol is very similar to the way it deals with excess carbohydrate. Although carbohydrate can be converted directly into fat, one of the main effects of overfeeding with carbohydrate is that it simply replaces fat as a source of energy. That’s why any type of diet, whether it’s high-fat, high-protein, or high-carbohydrate, can lead to a gain in weight.

Appetite

The combination of alcohol and a high-calorie meal is especially fattening, mainly because alcohol acts as a potent appetizer. A Canadian study shows that an aperitif (an alcoholic drink taken before a meal to increase the appetite) increased calorie intake to a greater extent than a carbohydrate-based drink [5].

Researchers from Denmark’s Royal Veterinary and Agricultural University report similar results [8]. When a group of men was given a meal and allowed to eat as much as they wanted, they ate more when the meal was served with beer or wine rather than a soft drink.

Not only does too much alcohol put the brakes on fat loss, it’s also one of the most effective ways to slash your testosterone levels. Just a single bout of heavy drinking raises levels of the muscle-wasting hormone cortisol and increases the breakdown of testosterone for up to 24 hours [6]. The damaging effects of alcohol on testosterone are made even worse when you exercise before drinking [1].

The effect of alcohol on testosterone could be one reason that people who drink a lot carry less muscle. In fact, a 1993 study shows that alcoholic men have bigger waists and smaller muscles than teetotalers [2].

This doesn’t mean you need to avoid alcohol completely.

A recent study, published in the November 2004 issue of the International Journal of Obesity, compared the effect of two different diets over a three-month period [7]. Both diets contained 1500 calories daily, one with 150 calories from white wine and one with 150 calories from grape juice.

Weight loss in the grape juice group and white wine group was 8.3 pounds and 10.4 pounds, respectively.

So, what’s the bottom line?

Although an alcohol-rich meal does increase your metabolic rate, it also suppresses the number of fat calories your body burns for energy — far more so than meals rich in protein, carbohydrate, or fat [3]. While the odd drink now and again isn’t going to hurt, the bottom line is that alcohol and a leaner, stronger body just doesn’t mix.

The Facts About Fitness

Now with the information laid out in front of me in a way I can understand, I am dropping my bottle into the recycling bin (for reals this time) and hopping off the fence before I break it.

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Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Economic Crisis

I laughed and then wondered if I were Amir (the guy in the green shirt)

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Thursday, April 16th, 2009

Sitting still

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I don’t know how many out there have had the chance to be an observer of friends and family while your life pretty much is like you’re sitting in a diner, staring out the window while you’re stirring creamer in your coffee. While the steam rises and you focus on the newspaper/writing pad/sketch pad/book/coloring book/Blackberry in front of you, life happens all around. Play in fast motion: People join you for a minutes of laughter or deep conversation. See the quick display of expressions and then they get up and leave. It’s light out, it’s dark, it’s dusky, it’s raining, it’s sunny, there’s snow… there’s nothing.

The coffee cup goes through the many stages of fullness and you’re for the most part unchanged. Fred is a kid in love, he gets married, he gets divorced, he gets married again and you just look up from your coffee, smile… and nod.

Everyone is moving, relocating, moving back, moving away. Children are being born and growing and perhaps just your hair length changes.

This all came to mind because of my weight fluctuation and debating on my hair color. I’ve been blond, red, brunette… more slender, more heavy, etc. and no one noticed. Since the last time I was merely on a date: I’ve had three cars… 4 hair shades, 5 massive length changes in hair… up and down on the scale. I’ve no idea how many things I’ve witnessed in that time… engagements, weddings and divorces… births… job changes… major moves… major events… deaths… crime… vacations… what haven’t I seen?

I was asking the best way to lose weight and I was asked a question about “Why” what’s my motivation? Health? I’m healthy. I’ve been healthy/sick/healthy in those years and no one noticed. Finding a mate? Where? I figured I have no motivation. I’ll probably lose the weight at some point… and then gain it back. It’s not depressing or anything… it’s just a “Why stress?”

I looked through my closet at the dresses I bought- some I never wore, some are too big now, too small, too ‘special occasion’-esque and seen by none but me. I almost wish I could have had time lapse photography going on.

Being an observer almost makes me calloused when people are going through things “You’ll be fine.” I’ve seen tragedies, lived tragedies and they all swell up, wash you out, wash away and it’s calm again and everything resumes as normal.

I don’t care to ever fall in love- I know I’ll just fall out of it. I’ve seen almost everyone I know go from lonely to involved to married to married with children to divorced while I’m sipping my coffee. I sit back and I look at my life and all the emotions and rollercoaster relationships and my heart expanding and then sinking and all the wonderful romances and friendships that swept me away in life- and they’ve all ended years ago. I’ve seen major career advancements and schooling and progresses and acheivements- and corporations without care or cause other than ‘cut backs’ chopped them all away putting them on the same playing field as everyone else.

Alright, that’s on my mind this morning… I need to get back to stirring my coffee.

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Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

One Week: Original Video

Non-Facebook friends, I won’t tell you why… but watch this. Be mesmerized by it… don’t ask questions, you’ll find out why soon enough.

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Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

I’m spreading it for you! ^_^

I can’t help with the posting of these. It’s like when you taste the most awesome and soft warm delicious chocolate chip cookie and you want to share with all your friends because they taste EXTREMELY good AND *bonus* they’re free! You’d horde them for yourself and have a secret love for the cookies should they have cost money, but with free you must spread the love!

I’m spreading it for you! ^_^ (now you know the context in which the title was written)

Psst: For those not on my Facebook… look up their video Economy.

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Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

I’m a giggle spaz

First it was Ryan and Sean that had me lawling and now I came across Jake and Amir which seriously has had me in fits of giggles .

I was trying to figure out which of the dozens I like to post… and just settled on this one.  Seriously… go to Youtube and look up either pair and we’ll be snicker buddies for life! Or until I get bored with it and then look at you funny for finding the humor in the videos.

I’ll randomly post them as I see fit while I remain bent on doing my own WITHOUT Lara Croft.

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Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Ay bay blog…

I’m writing on a lighter side of life tonight. Tonight? I guess that’s what I mostly try to do and I feel I succeed quite well for the most part. The following is a doodle drawn of a conversation I had with Ben and a non doodle of a conversation I had with Jonathon. I was going to doodle it, but my drawings have SUCKED! I like to keep the crap to a minimum I’ve lost my stupid pencil sharpener and I apparently am one of the those people who needs a sharp lead. 

Conversation with Ben: I was talking to him about how I wished I was young and hip like the webcasts on Youtube so I could create some really awesome stuff… then I asked what people our age could away with that isn’t seen as creepy. So… I stole a bit of the conversation and doodled it down.

Conversation with Jonathon: Saturday and I got a furniture rearrange bug that needed… hmm, what ever it is you do with bugs. I wanted to move the television over to the left because I felt at it’s current location, you’re staring into a corner. I wanted to give a broader view of outside, the other room, everything!! But noooo Jonathon was not on board. He seemed to feel that once I started… I wouldn’t be able stop. I laughed and said I was only moving it a few feet and I could quit after that. 

I moved it a few feet and saw that the couch was all out of sync. It needed moved along with the chair, tables, had to swap lamps around, and then there was the DVD shelf… an hour later and a pound of sweat dropped- Jonathon was patiently playing his game  and looking up every few minutes to tell me to stop. “PLEASE stop! It was FINE!” “No Jonathon, just a few more things and it’ll be fine.” “No Mom… pleeeeeeeeease!”

Standing in a mess of furniture and frustation and deciding some of it was better off the way it started out- I jokingly said “Jeez Jonathon, why did you want to rearrange the living room? It was fine the way it was… but noooooooooo you just had to be stubborn, didn’t you?”

Jonathon was at an initial loss of words and was about to go off… he stopped himself and calmly informed me, “Mom, not funny.”

I laughed, “Oooh no, that was funny ha ha ha ha.”

I skip over the pile of stuff that needs to back to their origins and wind up tripping and slamming into the wall with a big THUD. 

Jonathon started to crack up “Now *THAT* was funny!”

I know, I know, I totally deserved it. :-\

Monday, April 13th, 2009

The bits and pieces you gather en route home

img00366Snippets of news on the way home from work. Mel Gibson’s divorce and his wife rumored to gain about half of his 950MM (good- I found him to be a crazy baster after Signs and he sealed the deal with his Passion of the Christ and his  insults towards the Jews. Asshole. It bothers me because I was a huge fan of his growing up-and I still love all his films from Mad Max – Brave Heart *the end*.

Anyway- outside of that I recall one more item floating out there… Let me think… “Hey you jackass, riding my ass isn’t going to make me speed up, there are cars in front of me you moron…” No. That was right about when they were discuss the Mel Gibson news. Okay, it must have been on the way home for lunch “Oh geez- it’s called the fast lane for a reason. Try the pedal on the right…” Still nothing. Ugh. I’m sure it’ll come to me.

I was actually thinking about whatever it was until about an hour ago. My plans for blogging were mapped out in my head: “Talk about the two subjects and then write about (once more) ‘Hey- what the hell is wrong with being single??? Why am I wishing I were in a relationship?!?!?! Oh my God is my brain *that* easily influenced???”

I’ll hit more about that later- I merely hopped on here while Jonathon is playing the last leg of a game and the next fifteen minutes are mine. SPEAKING of the wonderful Jonathon- earlier this evening he was playing the first leg of his game and then called me over (I was trying to add codes into Chrome to rid of some pesky Facebook features I didn’t care for) and in the password section of the game he wrote ‘Dawn Rocks’ (well the s was a space away from the k… see pic) awww I love it when he does stuff like that. Normally I’ll look up after working on coding and I’ll see “IM BORED” “I NEED ICECREAM NOW” etc. It was a pleasant surprise.

AMAZON! That was the story that momentarily slipped my mind this evening!!

Now if I can recall what triggered it a moment ago. Amazon’s ranking system. I felt myself go through the range of emotions that caused me to feel like a puppet for the media. Outraged at first and then confused “Was it an oversight?” then “It doesn’t matter… OMG who the hell is running that place??” “A hack?” Ohh the zillions of thoughts that can flood through a girls mind while she’s driving to or from work (I still can’t recall). Perhaps it was when another car was speeding up behind me and was about to pass me- I motioned his car to slow the hell down so he drove up beside me and I mouthed “Dude…” (as in knock it off) he looked shocked and then apologetic and then behaved. I should rule the world.

Okay- back to Amazon. From the pieces of information I got in the vehicle, it sounded like any material that had homosexuality in it was labled as adult content- ALL. And what came up first when looking for gay literature was a book on how to cure yourself from being gay. Not only did it prevent buyers from finding decent literature, it totally impacted the sellers/writers. (something like that- now mind you I was driving on the highway scolding bad drivers). 

For those of you unfamiliar with the story, I googled- copy and pasted a different version for your reading pleasure. 

Who moved my rank? Sales rank purged from Amazon

NEW YORK (AP) — Amazon.com apologized Monday for an “embarrassing and ham-fisted cataloging error” that led to the sales ranking being removed from tens of thousands of books.

The online retailer initially said Sunday that a “glitch” had caused the problem and promised that the numbers would be restored. But Monday afternoon, sales numbers were still gone for such recent works as Chelsea Handler’s “My Horizontal Life” and from such classics as Gore Vidal’s “The City and the Pillar” and James Baldwin’s “Giovanni’s Room.”

“What kind of a childish game is this?” Vidal said Monday. “Why don’t they just burn the books? They’d be better off and it’s very visual on television.”

On Monday, Amazon spokesman Andrew Herdener called the deletions an “embarrassing and ham-fisted cataloging error for a company that prides itself on offering complete selection.” He said that 57,310 books in categories ranging from gay and lesbian literature to health and erotica had been affected.

“This problem impacted books not just in the United States but globally. It affected not just sales rank but also had the effect of removing the books from Amazon’s main product search,” Herdener said. “Many books have now been fixed and we’re in the process of fixing the remainder as quickly as possible, and we intend to implement new measures to make this kind of accident less likely to occur in the future.”

Authors strongly questioned Amazon’s explanation, with some posting e-mails they had received from the online seller that said their books had been placed in an unranked “adult” category, excluded from some searches and best-seller lists. And the glitch dates back to at least February, when Craig Seymour noticed that the ranking for his memoir “All I Could Bare” had been deleted. (It came back, he said, a few weeks later.)

Affected books include the scholarly (Michel Foucault’s “The History of Sexuality, Volume 1″), the obscure (V.K. Powell’s “Suspect Passions”) and the famous. The sales rank has been missing for E. Annie Proulx’s “Brokeback Mountain,” the basis for the acclaimed movie which starred Heath Ledger, and for Paul Monette’s “Becoming a Man,” winner of a National Book Award in 1992.

The “glitch” has even turned on former Amazon favorites, among them M.J. Rose’s “Lip Service,” promoted back in 1999 as a a self-published novel which found an audience on Amazon.

“Through Amazon.com Advantage … Rose was able to market and distribute her book directly to Amazon.com customers so successfully that the Doubleday Book Club selected it as a featured alternate,” Amazon announced in August 1999. “After enrolling in the Advantage program, `Lip Service’ generated such a buzz from the large volume of positive reader reviews that the publishing industry was forced to take notice.”

Still ranked were such bloody novels as Chuck Palahniuk’s “Fight Club” and Bret Easton Ellis’ “American Psycho.” Also intact were two novels banned for decades because of their language and erotic content: D.H. Lawrence’s “Lady Chatterley’s Lover” and Henry Miller’s “Tropic of Cancer.”

News of the glitch emerged around the same time that the American Library Association announced the death of Judith Krug, the head of the ALA’s Office for Intellectual Freedom and founder of Banned Books Week, which features an annual list of the books most often criticized or removed.

“It isn’t fair to say that Amazon is actually censoring books, but you can’t help draw the parallels, simply because the same kinds of books are involved,” said Deborah Caldwell-Stone, deputy director of the library association’s intellectual freedom office.

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Shirley T in da howse- Fo shizzle yo

Ay Bay Bay Hurricane Chris

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