I’m on my 7th month of smoking cessation, month 3 of complete healthy eating… and yet the wine has caused some weight to linger so I had decided to quit that as well; which is why I found the following amusing and I’m trying to ignore the logic.
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say
to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
~ Jack Handy
Current Mood:
Refreshed
You are now the crusher of hopes and dreams of vineyard workers world round. All in the quest for a healthier you. It is indeed a weighty burden to bear.
However if you are refreshed then it was worth it. Perhaps you should send the workers lucky pennies to ease there souls. Merely a thought.
The new site design is spiffy, I have gone with “water”
Dang it! I don’t want to crush their hopes and dreams… I just want to lose a few pounds
How about I send them *thoughts* of lucky pennies because I imagine quite a few vineyard workers and not enough pennies that are laced with the luck.
I suppose thoughts of pennies would suffice. Good luck
Actually I now feel my absence from the dating world has caused the collapse of the economy. I don’t think I should cause any more damage by quitting wine just yet.