Take up smoking crack or what ever it is you do with it so that I can give it up. Quitting smoking cigarettes felt like such a triumph and my coffee quitting failed miserably, I think my goal has to be more realistic than java departure. - Write the best screenplay on the planet and then burn it before any one gets to read it.
- Buy a goldfish and teach it Italian. This way, if I flush it down the toilet and it winds up in Italy… it can find its way around.
- Learn the ways of the Ninja and then become a Ninja.
- Build a robot. Even it’s only a few inches tall and moves like a crab and comes in a robotics kit- and then teach it the laws of the robot.
- Learn how to update my Facebook status with my mind.
- Find Waldo- he’s still lost.
- Master the art of Origami. It doesn’t require glue or icing; I’ll be fine.
- I conquered my fear of heights by going up to top the Empire State Building. I shall now conquer my fear of wasps by rolling around in a hive naked. Maybe. Does at least having the thought count as conquerage?
- I shall finally complete at least ONE New Years Resolution from a New Years Resolution list this upcoming year (preferably my own list)!
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