1. Take up smoking crack or what ever it is you do with it so that I can give it up. Quitting smoking cigarettes felt like such a triumph and my coffee quitting failed miserably, I think my goal has to be more realistic than java departure. 
2. Write the best screenplay on the planet and then burn it before any one gets to read it.
3. Buy a goldfish and teach it Italian. This way, if I flush it down the toilet and it winds up in Italy… it can find its way around.
4. Learn the ways of the Ninja and then become a Ninja.
5. Build a robot. Even it’s only a few inches tall and moves like a crab and comes in a robotics kit- and then teach it the laws of the robot.
6. Learn how to update my Facebook status with my mind.
7. Find Waldo- he’s still lost.
8. Master the art of Origami. It doesn’t require glue or icing; I’ll be fine.
9. I conquered my fear of heights by going up to top the Empire State Building.  I shall now conquer my fear of wasps by rolling around in a hive naked. Maybe. Does at least having the thought count as conquerage?
10. I shall finally complete at least ONE New Years Resolution from a New Years Resolution list this upcoming year (preferably my own list)!

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