Zombie Revenge: There are way too many films about people surviving zombie uprisings. Well how about a film where zombies must survive the uprising only to be put down by the man but instead of just allowing their heads to be lopped off, they fight back and WIN? It’s not really their fault they became undead. I mean they were alive… then dead… then brought back to life (kind of) only to be put back down again. Can’t a zombie get a freaking break? Well in Revenge of the Zombies… or Zombie Revenge or Dawn of Your Demise… they put all your hard hours of Zombie Survival 101 to waste.
Jackass goes to Crystal Lake: Jackass takes on and gets taken out by Jason in the latest of the Friday the 13th films. Imagine you’re Jason who has had decades of mayhem, massacres and successful murders… but now you’re pitted against a crew of freaks and misfits who are the most masochistic sadists in this modern age. The best part of the film after the moronic stunts are pulled off by the Jackass crew? They all die! 
City of Fallen Angels: A feel good movie of the year where Southern California does crumble into the ocean with no time for anyone to escape. Imagine a world with no more Hollywood tripe, no paparazi and well… just a life without S Cali is bliss.
Chocolate Depression. I don’t really know what this one will be about. I have some Buffy candy bars from 2000 which, other than being old, are not to be touched. The film would center around the life that goes on around the forbidden treats. MY life. I’m narcissistic… and I was looking at my chocolate bars, hence an idea was born.
I actually saw the most awesome of concepts today when Jonathon and I were strolling through Hollywood Video. It was SO awesome that I shrieked “AWESOME!” when I saw it and read the synopsis to the unimpressed boy. I never got to rent it 
“Vampire Effect” Hong Kong singing duo The Twins star in a film described as Buffy The Vampire Hunter meets Blade. With the help of a high kicking Hong Kong Ambulance driver,(Jackie Chan) two girls who just want to have fun confront the grave responsibility of safekeeping the world from vampire domination.
Asian action vampire rocking run! I can’t believe I missed this one!
I begged and pleaded with the boy… and I left with a Naruto video game rental and “Doomsday” for me to watch because I liked the tagline “Mankind comes with an expiration date” ‘Buffy the Vampire Hunter’- awwww that’s kind of cute. “My name is Buffy and I hunt the Vampire!” “Watch out demon evil baddies- I’m Buffy and I’m going to hunt you!” “Fear me, for I am the Vampire Hunter- let me get out my scope and peer upon your feeding ground for a bit whilst I set up little traps and decoys.”
I’ll watch the Vampire Effect when I can rope someone into watching it with me. It’s awesome goodness of pure campy enjoyment that needs to be shared. I don’t wanna keep it to myself.
Feel free to share your silver screen ideas.
