June, 2008

Monday, June 30th, 2008

Optical Illusions on Streets- is this *really* a good idea?

In order to slow down traffic on some of the most notorious for speeding streets- they’ve resorted to placing optical illusions on the road so that the drivers will slow down. This of course is only an experiment… one that I see obviously flawed.

And this is why: Take your careless, speeding driver. They’re engaged in a deep conversation that goes along the lines of “OMG oh no she didn’t!… SHE DID? Well what shoes was she wearing?… HA! Those went out sooooooo two years ago- what a slut!” With this highly intellectual conversation going on, the heavy material shoe is pressing hard on the gas… the optical illusion freaks the driver out- they swerve and then hit a group of school kids waiting for their morning bus. :( Not good.

Another reason. The drivers become accustomed to the optical illusion “Oh dude, check this out (to an unsuspecting friend who has never seen a road optical illusion)” The driver floors it to freak his friend out- it turns out to really be an obstacle in the road! They hit, have a blow out and then they plow into a group of little school kids on the corner waiting for their morning bus.

THINK PEOPLE! THINK!

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

Summer Chrysalis

Indigo ProphecyWithout going into details because I want to keep the theme of the site light-ish, let’s just say a surreal Friday had me crawling into a chrysalis state because I needed to hide away so that I could emerge stronger after a two day hiatus from the world. For those who knew what happened, everyone is fine now and it’s just the aftermath we’re dealing with. It’s going to continue to be a long and annoying road.

I’m finding myself feeling initially more and more defeated after things like this happen, and then numb and indifferent. It doesn’t make me proud, but I feel exhausted, “Oh God, what now?” I’m one more incident away from becoming a vengeful ninja than a calm Buddha.

To go into my chrysalis state I popped in ‘Indigo Prophecy’ after visiting the various game sites and reading what gamers had to say about it. Over all the score was pretty high and the lowest rating were from people who wound up offended before completing the game. It does play out like a movie and brings back the love of those books we read when were younger where we got to pick our our path. One decision can change the outcome making a do-over worth it.

The simon-like movements (various color positions on the screen to mimic to assist in the mission) were annoying at first, “I pressed both of them at the same time! Damn my controller!” until I figured out how to outsmart it. Actually it wasn’t outsmarting it as much as figuring out it was forgiving (hint: if it calls for a double movement of the same color, only one will suffice). The story line is interesting as well as the characters.

You find yourself initially in a diner having just murdered someone and having no memory of it. Your first step is to get the hell out of there because there’s a cop in the diner and you’re covered in blood. The next piece is that you wind up being a detective (and you get to bounce between the two partners). You’re the murderer AND you get to solve the murder. What makes it interesting is that all parties are trying to figure out why, and solving the puzzles between all characters assist you in figuring out ‘why’.

The suspect is guilty although not completely, and it’s also your job to show the cops that it’s not a cut and dry homicide. There’s a supernatural force brewing beneath the surface that spans quite a few years.

Although I am 3/4 the way through, I can already give it a 9 for giving me a change of pace, likable characters, keeping my interest and turning me on to a new game. I’ve been such a naysayer to games thrown my way for the past year or so (with the exception of Soul Nomad and the World Eaters and Lego’s Star Wars 2), that it’s nice to enjoy game playing again.

Indigo Prophecy hit shelves a few years ago, but if you’re like me and it was released under your radar, go ahead and give it a shot. Once you make it past the ‘Hide and Seek’ level, you might find yourself hooked. Give it a shot if you like mysteries, thrillers and solving crimes. If you only shooting people, stealing stuff and blowing things up… this might not be the game for you. In fact this site might not be for you… so go away.

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

What the HELL? Teen Pregnancy Pact

Here you have it folks, in your face dumbing down of America.

I don’t need to ask the question as to whether or not these girls are idiots. I wish that these moronic acts would create a new law to protect children from being allowed to be parented by these twits.

Aside from the fact that it takes mental and financial maturity to raise a child, you also have to be prepared for the risk of having a special needs child or contracting an STD and giving it to the unborn child. It’s difficult being a teenage parent and it’s not always fair to the children who were born due to the Mother’s stupidity in a world full of more struggle and hardship than should have been necessary. You do the best you can, however, to purposely create such a world and pull innocent children into it because of a ‘pact’- GRR

Instead of films like Juno, Knocked Up and the like, too bad we couldn’t have gotten them on the ‘Heathers’ trend wagon.

BOSTON (Reuters) – A Massachusetts city is investigating an apparent teenage “pregnancy pact” that has at least 17 high-school girls expecting babies, four times more than last year, including many aged 16 or younger.

A high school health clinic in the city of Gloucester became suspicious after seeing a surge in girls seeking pregnancy tests. Local officials said on Thursday nearly half of those who became pregnant appear to have entered into a pact to have their babies together over the year.

“Some girls seemed more upset when they weren’t pregnant than when they were,” Gloucester High School principal Joseph Sullivan told Time magazine, which broke news of the pact on its Web site.

Sullivan was not immediately available to comment. But local officials said at least some of the men involved in the pregnancies were in their mid-20s, including one man who appeared to be homeless. Others were boys in the school.

Carolyn Kirk, mayor of the port city 30 miles northeast of Boston, said authorities are looking at whether to pursue statutory rape charges. “We’re at the very early stages of wrestling with the complexities of this problem,” she said.

“But we also have to think about the boys. Some of these boys could have their lives changed. They could be in serious, serious trouble even if it was consensual because of their age — not from what the city could do but from what the girls’ families could do,” she told Reuters.

Under Massachusetts law, it is a crime to have sex with anyone under the age of 16.

NATIONAL TREND

“At the very least these men should be held responsible for financial support, if not put in jail for statutory rape as the mayor has suggested,” Greg Verga, chairman of the Gloucester School Committee, told Reuters in a telephone interview.

Nationwide, teen pregnancies are showing signs of rising after steadily declining from 1991 to 2005. This trend was highlighted on Thursday when Britney Spears’ 17-year-old sister Jamie Lynn, star of Nickelodeon’s popular TV show “Zoey 101,” gave birth to a baby girl, according to People magazine.

“The data seem to be indicating that the declines that we had seen through the 1990s are coming to a close,” said David Landry, a researcher at the Guttmacher Institute, a New York-based nonprofit group focusing on reproductive issues.

Birth rates for teenagers aged 15 to 17 rose by 3 percent in 2006, the first increase since 1991, according to preliminary data released in December by the National Center for Health Statistics.

Landry cautioned against attributing the trend to Hollywood following the recent hit movie “Juno,” in which a teenager gets pregnant and decides to have the baby, and “Knocked Up,” a comedy about a one-night stand.

“The trend emerged before those movies,” he said.

In Gloucester, the 1,200-student school administered 150 pregnancy tests to students in the past academic year. The school forbids the distribution of condoms and other contraception without parental consent — a rule that prompted the school’s doctor and nurse to resign in protest in May.

“But even if we had contraceptives, that pact shows that if they wanted to get pregnant, they will get pregnant. Whether we distribute contraceptives is irrelevant,” said Verga.

(Editing by Eric Walsh)

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Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

I am beyond creeped out

The more I think about this story, and I really can’t help thinking about it, the more my imagination runs away with me.

A 5th foot washed up shore in BC. I recall not too long in the NW an arm or hand also washed up on shore near by. What’s up with all these severed body parts?

Is someone cutting up people and tossing the feet? Are people being attacked by crabs and their feet are lopped off- but they’re too embarrassed to say anything? Are these victims dead or alive?

I like my feet! I don’t want them detached from my legs!!!!

(CNN) — A severed human foot was found washed up on an island on the western coast of Canada this week, the fifth detached foot found in the area in the past 11 months, according to local police and media reports.
Continue reading I am beyond creeped out

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Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

Feature Presentation

If you’re on a laptop, I suggest grabbing it and heading out under the stars with me to enjoy a summer flick. No it’s not the same as film viewing in Maui, but after ten seconds of fantasizing what that would be like, I decided to do the next best thing.

Hmm… perhaps a movie in a park would be the next best thing… and then a drive in would be the next best thing after that… watching a film on a big theater screen in your back yard would be the next best thing after that, well actually I’d move this last one to the one after the Maui thing…

Anyway, here you go: Monty Python’s Meaning of Life

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Prostitute Fashions

I happened across this on Reuters and I have to admit I was shocked. Brazillian prositutes making a clothing line geared towards…??? All I really have to say is if they’re needing cash that badly perhaps they should look into ‘Sex for Dummies’ instead of entering the fashion world.

Monday, June 16th, 2008

Weekend Wrap Up- Attempt 2

I had a long blog that captured my weekend. A cancer run in which Jonathon and I got scorched by the giant sky orb. A video game a thon of The Incredible Hulk (stick with Hulk Ultimate Destruction because the new one is shockly bad), Legos Indiana Jones (if you like Star Wars 2- the original trilogy, then you’ll love this one as much as I do), and Kung Fu Panda (it gets increasingly difficult- yay because that seems to be left out of the more recent games).

I’ve done away with mysticaldawn.net and ghic-chic.net in favor of going with my own name because… well, there’s still a chance I’ll be famous one day, or perhaps another Dawn Masuoka will be born and try to snatch the domain. I win, future Dawn Masuoka! I WIN!!!

After spending my entire day off trying to move all my content to the new domain, rolling back the blog a few times (thankfully the last saved date was Friday), teaching myself more advanced SQL so I could fix the database, I’ve had two ales and I’m finished with the blogging with tonight!

I’ve done quite a bit of catching up with a friend from the past, kicking butt on a few games and doing laundry. Yes, I do live the rockstar life. Be jealous!

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

It’s Wednesday- NOT ‘hump’ day

I still really hate that and anyone who refers to it as such. Hump day? I still say there should be an island we put all those ‘types’ of people on and then just nuke it. They’d be too busy finding the latest in gawdy gifs to even notice. It’s a humane way to go.

Well tonight’s boredom has me watching Farmer Wants a Wife. No worries- it’ll be a BIG island.

The upside of today- I found How to Make a Kiss Concert while looking up 3 2 1 Contact and posted it on Arsgeek because it’s just freakishly awesome. I want to get a hold of 3 2 1 Contact full episodes. I used to *love* that show. It was back in the day when the older folks cared about the younger generation taking over the country some day. Now they just hope the kids can remember their names and can find some thing out in the open. Was my generation *that* much of a let down that we’ve just given up all together on the future of mankind?

“You want to do an after school special on drugs? Puh-lease, the kids are already so doped up they wouldn’t watch. Let’s just put a drug reference on Desperate Housewives so the over 40 crowd can still think we care about the youth.”

So Farmer wants a wife. YUCK. First of all the guy has HUGE ears, he looks like Opie on steroids. Not even steriods. He has that faux fit look- as if genetically it’s impossible for him to maintain the physique. He pumped up for three months prior to the taping and now he’s back to pasty and skin and bones. Tonight is the talent show. The females on here of course are the ones who couldn’t get a date even on Match.com and this is their last attempt at dating before going to the Humane Society to adopt five cats- or go to the plastic surgeon for that sex change operation that would justify “WHY” they look like she men. As if it’s better that it’s surgical instead of genetic.

Last night I admit I had *way* too much wine. It was a light summer pink wine that was low on alcohol, but something in it just hit me the wrong/or right way- and I’ve had a massive headache all day. Instead of winding me down and assisting me in sleeping (I ran out of allergy pills and felt miserable), it had me gabbing WAY past my bed time and this morning it was torture getting up for work. I had that day long yearning for a nap thing to happen and now that I could actually fall asleep if I wanted to- I can’t. I hate second winds almost as much as I hate the term “hump day”.

Ack- on the show one of the females just remarked, ‘That hurted me bad.” See, I don’t think they had educational programming when she was “of age”. It’s not my generation- it was the lapse between 3 2 1 Contact, Reading Rainbow, Zoom, Mr Wizard, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Beakman’s World et al to Dora the Explorer- actually now that I think about it, it was Barney. Barney is the culprit. I still remember the song I’d sing to make little kids cry: “I hate you you hate me, let’s all go and kill Barney! With a great big gun we’ll shoot him in the head, aren’t you glad you that Barney’s dead?”

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

It’s only Tuesday…

I’m working on something to write about- I really do have a topic and it’s not about how much McCain gives me the creeps. I’ll just say “Zombie Jesus”.’Nuff said. 

Five seconds of sun... June sucks so far!

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

Another weekend goes away.

Here is my synopsis of my weekend: I drank red wine with ice, I saw the full length feature of ‘Dumplings’ and got sick[ watched 'Very Bad Things' and realized I've lived my life pretty squeaky clean!, annoyed Jonathon, annoyed Stan Lee (the cat), Mila still fights for my affections (the cat), I didn't move any furniture... a very boring, non-adventurous weekend. I am SO not looking forward to the grindstone tomorrow. It also hit me that I forgot to throw my hat into the presidential elections- DAMN you work and keeping my mind busy with moronic things that pertain to a part of the population that annoys me. 

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