A friend at work was talking to me the other day. He said that up in heaven I was part of a bunch of girls who were being sent down to Japan to be part of a J-pop group. Along the way I hit a cloud and bounced to America.
I yee’ed and said, “Oooh fluffy cloud bounce and I landed in Tacoma Washington. Happy happy fluffy cloud bounce!”
And he doesn’t even visit my site. =^_^=
I was brought off my cloud thought later when I read my horoscope outloud and said I was supposed to meet with a group of fellow Virgos. He said that would entail friends and online chat groups don’t count. I quickly defended myself by saying “I don’t have online groups of friends…” and then I pouted and went back to work.
Today I walked into a quick stop type store and had the ego needed truck full of really young guys giving me the double, triple shy take… starting to do the alpha male showing off and giving me the type of look that makes you want to cover yourself although you’re fully clothed… if not overly clothed. I was flattered and appalled. As I was feeling violated getting into my car, I did the hair flip by taking advantage of the wind and my billowing blouse, exaggerated my movements getting into my seat and then thought, “Men are such pigs.” as I drove away and heard them rev up while leaving and catching them staring back at me with that primal smile.
Flirtations are fun. …don’t judge, my romantic life has been so non eventful that I make nun’s look like sluts.
