A yellow cat laps up soy milk from a glass vase and I can’t seem to match my mascara to my shoes. DAMN IT! I wish that the rain would cease over the scarred pickles that rot in the empty lot near the steaming field of rice.
If you’ve no idea what I’m talking about, sorry- I’m not willing to dumb it down for you (that and I’ve no idea what I’m talking about, but I think it makes me cool if I talk in code).
It’s been a very busy week of milestones, seeing growth and strength within the workplace and once more my living space has feng shui flow. Top it off with a three day weekend and a three new video games to satiate my cravings and it’s all good baby.
THREE DAY WEEKEND. A three day weekend in itself is awesome times ten. Now take that three day weekend and factor in that while you’re at home on a week day, sipping your coffee at nine in the morning in your pj’s while your co-workers/friends are doing the job thing… YOU AREN’T!!!! It’s not a “I’m home because I’m sick and I can barely move. Please kill me… kill me now…” It’s a “I’m home playing video games, reading, zoning in front of the television and NOT AT WORK while everyone else is!”
Its 12 a.m. on a weekday and it’s OKAY!
That being said… People please, quit giving attention, money and time to untalented skanks- this includes non-scientific or educational periodicals. Use your turn signals. Stay off the freaking cell phone while you’re driving (you are not that important and whatever the coversation is about… it can wait). Quit shelling out the bucks for Hollywood crap and spay or neuter your plants.
Remember:
Never sacrifice your intellect for attention
The fashion industry is a long running joke
Chunky highlights make you look like a collie
If you’re still doing the club scene past the age of 30- please seek a mental professional
There is no such thing as “eating to fill a void”. It’s a control issue, get over it.
Southern California truly needs to be shaken up and tossed in the ocean
