Why be in this mundane world when the surreal world in my head is so much more inviting, exciting, and not as complex?
Saturday July 31st 2010

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The Adventures of Lara Croft

000_0378.jpgBeing as I am again on a dating hiatus due to my super ability of attracting all the wrong people, I am going to send Lara out in the vast ocean of relationships in hopes she has better luck than me.

First up is Mr. Willy Wonka. He has a chocolate factory- how much better can it get than that???

Tonight we’ll follow them on their first date and see how these love birds get along. So far Lara looks a little hesitant and Willy seems a tad confused… but I’m sure it’s just first date jitters… right?

As por moi… I was all set to play Resident Evil 4 this afternoon. Not even ten minutes into the game it fails on me :( Gotta love GameStop and their incredibly reliable games. Tomorrow I’m going to make a second attempt to get that title there- if I’m failed again, they will not be able to redeem themselves.

Agenda for tonight: Finishing “Fracture” and then “The Art of the Devil 2″ (on that second title, I almost got sick after the first five minutes, let’s see if I can hold down my dinner and stomach the remaining 95 minutes of the film).

***Let’s check in on the couple***

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All seems fine. They made it past the initial meet for coffee and decided to go to a movie. Willy makes a comment about the actor being attractive…

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Lara thinks he’s just being okay about his sexuality and figures he made such a statement just to show he’s not threatened by other men.

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Lara refuses to see him checking out the hottie going for a jog.

Oh Lara… we need to have a talk.

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One Response to “The Adventures of Lara Croft”

  1. ageek says:

    I am truly thankful that at the close of my weekend, I can see this and laugh all the way into Monday

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