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The Blog Has Eyes
Or more aptly named: Blogging 101
Rules and regulations to your personal choice for personal expression at a place that is voluntarily happened upon in which you pay for, design, and upkeep. Leaving an open door for anyone to walk through not by gun point (except for Ben) and written not to change the world, make a political statement etc. as it’s a freaking blog.
1. Thou shall not say anything negative about any one in your life, past present or future as they may recognize themselves in the font and reprimand you for being so cruel. Everyone must appear in a good light at all times. Including Hilter- just in case one of his relatives reads your blog.
In fact it’s best not to mention any one; good or bad.
2. Keep your blogging to the bare minimum. “I had soup for lunch… it was really good. I had to let it cool down for a second though. That is all.”
3. Freedom of expression does not apply at all in the blog world. Shiny happy smiley people is what it’s all about. Remain robotic with a psuedo positive aura around you. If you met Johnny Depp whilst out getting ice cream and he grabbed you, kissed you and then handed you a million dollars for making his day… keep it to yourself as you might accidentally insult someone for not saying something great about them. (see rule number 1).
4. PICTURES! Post lots of pictures of cooling soup as you never know if posting a picture of yourself, a friend or loved one might cause someone to feel left out.
Your blog might be seen by trillions of people who know exactly everyone that you know. If you write something negative about ANYONE, it could cause a stranger to look at the person questionably. Who wants to be looked at questionably? No one as it might make you feel slightly uncomfortable.
Seriously: Unless you’re out right flaming someone by name (first/last/location), saying things that were absolutely untrue and for the purpose of revenge- then who cares what you write. If you DO post nasty, in your face things about another person… it’s not very nice… but it’s still your right. If any of my ex’s (especially short term ones) wrote that all their ex-girlfriends were nuts… I certainly wouldn’t prove them to be correct as it’s not up to me change their view of me, especially if I DID act like a nut. I’d own up to it and laugh about it like I ALWAYS do- The straight jacket helps as the buckles tickle 
-Satan
