After spending $128.00 at Walgreen’s today (I swear I just went in to pick up Jonathon’s prescription… and then I saw the mineral make-up, a table top fountain, water paint, cleaning items, etc.), I came home and opened up my patio door to find the Spider from HELL!!! I thought I’d share before I go back to playing games with the boy.
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
I know!!! That’s what was awaiting me when I opened my shades!
I think that every time you kill one of them, a small psychic burst is sent out to other surround spiders. These surrounding spiders duplicate that burst and the radius grows until the entire country of spiders knows of your deed. Kill a few and they descend. Kill many and they know to stay far, far away.
Or did I see that in a movie?
I think your theory is spot on. SPIDERS ARE INVADING THE PLANET- wait, they’re from the planet. Taking over the planet? Do squirrels eat spiders, I know cats do. Perhaps they’re trying to push the squirrels, cats, and snapping turtles out of the way for world domination in which they will web us and force us to eat fish tacos.
Spiders I can handle. Squirrels – not much of a problem. Cats are a bit trickier. Snapping turtles, well you’ve got to get a real big stick or compensate with other, toothier reptiles.
Fish tacos though? How do you defend against them. Bug spray doesn’t work, alligators won’t touch them. It’s an epidemic of foodstuffs that should never be combined!
I just pray that they don’t all wind up at a party together, get plastered and wind up breeding- thus creating a gigantic Spider-feline, squirrel, snapping turtle fish taco!!!!
A spferrelsnapaco! AHHHH!