The weather is supposed to reach 105 today and there’s no escape. My skin is dripping clear fluid and I’m finding myself weak… tired. I don’t know if I can go on.
Many of the locals are submerging themselves in cold liquid and blasting a square box that gives off cool air. I must find out how to make the metal box that sends out Artic air… hmmm perhaps the Artic?
Earlier today I tried to pretend it was the middle of winter and the heat was a welcomed change, unfortunately my mind was not buying it. It’s plain old hot no matter how hard I try to trick myself otherwise.
Similar to the excessive cold, when it’s horribly hot/humid like it is today, you get the jackasses who boast, “Oh this is nothing… it’d reach a billion degrees in AZ/TX/UT/NV (insert inhumane locale here).” Well if it was so freaking great, why don’t they move back? Because it’s too… ummm… hot?
Well my fragile skin is not accustomed to this weather and I don’t plan on having it adapt any time soon. I don’t know if we’re going to get a break from it any time soon as my forecast reads, “Trust me, you don’t wanna know.”
I didn’t sign up to live in these sort of conditions. People make fun of the NW for being rainy and semi cold. That’s what I expect and that’s what I want to get. I’m going to write the governor and complain once I can pry the melted pen from the desk.
