Another 2k writing by me
Today I was flipping through channels and I happened across this one show that was spewing out terms such as ‘evil’, ‘occult’, ‘enemies’, etc… and I thought it was some sort of parody show. It turned out to be the 700 Club. I decided to take notes on how evil I am and what I am doing to the world as it is always nice to hear what others have to say about me and people on the non mainstream Christian path, it wasn’t to put them down (seriously) I was just curious to see what went on on that show. I surmised a list of what I am doing wrong according to them. I found it very enlightening to know that I helped create the Harry Potter series in order to get into children’s minds to corrupt them and that it makes witches look good, which of course is a LIE because ALL witches are the ENEMY.
They say that anything that teaches children to believe in the magic within themselves to solve problems is evil, and anyone who teaches anything that is not of the lord is the enemy. In accordance to them, ‘Occult’ is now defined “anything that is not of the one true lord God.” *shrugs* They also told me I was flawed and born of sin, they suggested that I turn over all my mutual funds, stocks and bonds ~ it wasn’t because god needed the money (then they laughed) it is to show obedience to god. Very clever! I wish I came up with that scheme, is it too late to cash in on that?
They had a ‘born again’ who was in the ‘Occult’ and guess what she almost wound up doing?!?! She almost committed… *gasps* suicide! I thought that was odd. Most people I knew who committed suicide were Christians. Or so they thought, they must have been in the occult and were being devil seduced into believing they weren’t. In fact my friend who killed himself recently was found with a Christian book in his grasp, his blood on several of the pages. Well good riddance to that devil worshipper in disguise! *sorry Chuck~ Just kidding*.
Their new evil of the week: Pokemon. Ash the Pokemon master is really trying to be god, and all the Pokemon monsters are demon soul snatchers that teach children to growl at authority.
Basically the entire show was about the Occult and how to perceive them as the enemy *they really liked that word* and how to protect themselves, and their children from the influences. They told them to think for themselves and follow the biblical teachings because it can help show them what they should be thinking. They also said to read to their children, make sure they know what they are watching/reading and teach them about evils about the ‘Occult’ so that they can ‘choose’ god.
Okay, I am an evil woman down the road with 3 cats (OMS!! an EVIL NUMBER?). They also said that evil people can appear normal because the lady on the show saw a car with bumper stickers that denounced God and spoke of nature etc. (a Pagan bumper sticker basically), and *gasps* she looked in the car windows *are you ready for this?* she was a SOCCER MOM! It made my day at how hilarious their paranoia was. I suggest viewing that show at least once in order to have a good laugh.
I was just in disbelief that it was on a mainstream channel that *in shock again* shows Pokemon an hour later! I seriously have never watched an entire program before as the only time I saw a glimpse of it was when they were telling people that if they have too many of a certain object *such as frog figurines* it is inviting demons into your home.
http://www.cbn.com/ is the web addy. They suggest going there so that they can show you what is Occult related.
So that is what I learned from the 700 Club. But damn, I do have to hand it to them… they are making a pretty penny from this. I am thinking that they are really Satanists in disguise, laughing after the shows whilst counting the profits and the number of ‘followers’ that were ‘converted’. Pardon me… Pokemon is on now. -Dawn
